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Geistalt All 'bout that good karma from out of the mental trap called time
All 'bout that good karma
Jun 27th 2017 at 8:01:57 AM

Kid, don't take it personally: I didn't intend to have you—but I'm glad you're here. I could use a little omnipotent chaos in my genes.

Death is a lie. There is only motion. When life gives you lemons, just keep calm and troll on (even if that's not your intent).
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Jun 27th 2017 at 8:03:21 AM

How?

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
TheGreatUnknown Self-Appointed Best Queen from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Self-Appointed Best Queen
Jun 27th 2017 at 8:05:05 AM

I mean, I guess it counts as your "offspring" if you build it...

She planned for that. Yes, even if you do that. And for that, too. But perhaps she should spend more time doing than planning...
TheGamechanger Pringles Freddy Krueger from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Pringles Freddy Krueger
Jun 27th 2017 at 9:36:25 AM

Well, I'm certainly proud of her for being a member of Star Fox!

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TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Jun 27th 2017 at 2:04:10 PM

I raised a big strong boy, but I neglected behavioral training.

Huzzah
Psychedelicate AGUST D2 IS HERE from a galaxy far, far away
AGUST D2 IS HERE
Jun 28th 2017 at 6:29:55 PM

The fuck am I, then? And the kidsí father!?

DAECHWITA
TheGamechanger Pringles Freddy Krueger from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Pringles Freddy Krueger
Jun 28th 2017 at 6:41:24 PM

How come my kid looks around the same age as me?

The League of Heroes
RandomWriter413 Skull Kidís ready to party! from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Skull Kidís ready to party!
Jun 28th 2017 at 6:43:40 PM

I am a terrible father! grin

Random can NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

edited 28th Jun '17 6:43:58 PM by RandomWriter413

Thatís a weird mask, bud.
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
Jun 29th 2017 at 6:58:13 AM

I am disappoint.

Also scared.

edited 29th Jun '17 6:58:33 AM by fdiaperhead

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Jun 29th 2017 at 7:04:33 AM

I did not teach you to smoke!

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Jun 29th 2017 at 5:56:08 PM

He better make bacon or he's fucking fired.

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
TheGreatUnknown Self-Appointed Best Queen from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Self-Appointed Best Queen
Jun 29th 2017 at 6:00:50 PM

Well, I guess I can't expect all sons to share their father's interests, but at least he's popular.

She planned for that. Yes, even if you do that. And for that, too. But perhaps she should spend more time doing than planning...
TheGamechanger Pringles Freddy Krueger from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Pringles Freddy Krueger
Jun 29th 2017 at 6:53:43 PM

Do I really want to know what I screwed in order to have an angry-looking furry creature as a kid?

edited 29th Jun '17 6:53:54 PM by TheGamechanger

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CaliburnAbsoluteEX an utter Joy to be around from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
an utter Joy to be around
Jun 29th 2017 at 8:02:17 PM

I knew I shouldn't've donated my sperm to that doom cult...

Avatar by Black Mage Anolis.
Mhazard MICHIRU from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
MICHIRU
Jun 30th 2017 at 7:00:38 AM

Just one more thing missing, and that child would be perfect, hmm...

EMPORIO ONNA HORMONE!!

Done.

edited 30th Jun '17 7:03:00 AM by Mhazard

Penroses hey from hey Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
hey
Jul 6th 2017 at 6:46:04 AM

A child who chews bread is a great child in my opinion.

hey
Spinosegnosaurus77 Troy & Abed in the morning! from Ontario, Canada Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Troy & Abed in the morning!
Jul 6th 2017 at 7:24:02 AM

I'm sure you're a nice guy, butÖ how?

Cool. Coolcoolcool.
Mhazard MICHIRU from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
MICHIRU
Jul 6th 2017 at 7:26:34 AM

Can I name him "Yoshi"?

Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Jul 6th 2017 at 7:27:13 AM

Wait, how did you get blue hair?

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Penroses hey from hey Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
hey
Jul 6th 2017 at 7:28:32 AM

I'm not even going to question the logic behind this because it's so cute!

hey
TheGamechanger Pringles Freddy Krueger from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Pringles Freddy Krueger
Jul 6th 2017 at 10:26:28 AM

...how the heck is a sentient tooth my son? Well, at least he turned out nice.

The League of Heroes
Thegeniusyoshi I have chortles! from Blubble Lake Relationship Status: Abstaining
I have chortles!
Jul 6th 2017 at 5:46:03 PM

...

"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
Penroses hey from hey Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
hey
Jul 6th 2017 at 6:00:17 PM

Ummmmmmmmm.

hey
CyberController Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Aug 9th 2017 at 7:41:05 PM

Umm....who was the mother again?

Words of a sage
Murataku Angel of Music from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Angel of Music
Aug 10th 2017 at 1:10:25 AM

How the hell did I manage that!?

The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind... (Crawford best Phantom fite me)

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