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Kid, don't take it personally: I didn't intend to have you—but I'm glad you're here. I could use a little omnipotent chaos in my genes.
I mean, I guess it counts as your "offspring" if you build it...
Well, I'm certainly proud of her for being a member of Star Fox!
I raised a big strong boy, but I neglected behavioral training.
The fuck am I, then? And the kidsí father!?
How come my kid looks around the same age as me?
I am a terrible father!
Random can NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
edited 28th Jun '17 6:43:58 PM by RandomWriter413
I am disappoint.
edited 29th Jun '17 6:58:33 AM by fdiaperhead
I did not teach you to smoke!
He better make bacon or he's fucking fired.
Well, I guess I can't expect all sons to share their father's interests, but at least he's popular.
Do I really want to know what I screwed in order to have an angry-looking furry creature as a kid?
edited 29th Jun '17 6:53:54 PM by TheGamechanger
I knew I shouldn't've donated my sperm to that doom cult...
Just one more thing missing, and that child would be perfect, hmm...
EMPORIO ONNA HORMONE!!
edited 30th Jun '17 7:03:00 AM by Mhazard
A child who chews bread is a great child in my opinion.
I'm sure you're a nice guy, butÖ how?
Can I name him "Yoshi"?
Wait, how did you get blue hair?
I'm not even going to question the logic behind this because it's so cute!
...how the heck is a sentient tooth my son? Well, at least he turned out nice.
Umm....who was the mother again?
How the hell did I manage that!?
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