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Geistalt All 'bout that good karma from out of the mental trap called time
All 'bout that good karma
Jun 27th 2017 at 8:01:57 AM

Kid, don't take it personally: I didn't intend to have you—but I'm glad you're here. I could use a little omnipotent chaos in my genes.

Death is a lie. There is only motion. When life gives you lemons, just keep calm and troll on (even if that's not your intent).
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Jun 27th 2017 at 8:03:21 AM

How?

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
TheGreatUnknown Dust the Jackal from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Dust the Jackal
Jun 27th 2017 at 8:05:05 AM

I mean, I guess it counts as your "offspring" if you build it...

Strike like a storm in the desert, then disappear. The Jackal Squad's pack tactics are unrivaled!
TheGamechanger Ridley from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Ridley
Jun 27th 2017 at 9:36:25 AM

Well, I'm certainly proud of her for being a member of Star Fox!

ITT: World of Supers
TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Jun 27th 2017 at 2:04:10 PM

I raised a big strong boy, but I neglected behavioral training.

Huzzah
Psychedelicate from a galaxy far, far away
Jun 28th 2017 at 6:29:55 PM

The fuck am I, then? And the kidsí father!?

So this is how you change avatars now?
TheGamechanger Ridley from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Ridley
Jun 28th 2017 at 6:41:24 PM

How come my kid looks around the same age as me?

ITT: World of Supers
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Jun 28th 2017 at 6:43:40 PM

I am a terrible father! grin

Random can NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

edited 28th Jun '17 6:43:58 PM by RandomWriter413

Fall.
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
Jun 29th 2017 at 6:58:13 AM

I am disappoint.

Also scared.

edited 29th Jun '17 6:58:33 AM by fdiaperhead

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Jun 29th 2017 at 7:04:33 AM

I did not teach you to smoke!

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Jun 29th 2017 at 5:56:08 PM

He better make bacon or he's fucking fired.

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
TheGreatUnknown Dust the Jackal from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Dust the Jackal
Jun 29th 2017 at 6:00:50 PM

Well, I guess I can't expect all sons to share their father's interests, but at least he's popular.

Strike like a storm in the desert, then disappear. The Jackal Squad's pack tactics are unrivaled!
TheGamechanger Ridley from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Ridley
Jun 29th 2017 at 6:53:43 PM

Do I really want to know what I screwed in order to have an angry-looking furry creature as a kid?

edited 29th Jun '17 6:53:54 PM by TheGamechanger

ITT: World of Supers
CaliburnAbsoluteEX Blissade from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: I want you to want me
Blissade
Jun 29th 2017 at 8:02:17 PM

I knew I shouldn't've donated my sperm to that doom cult...

"I'm very, very happy. But... I'm also scared. It's like I have so much happiness, I'm worried it's all going to spill out."
Mhazard ZERO TWO from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
ZERO TWO
Jun 30th 2017 at 7:00:38 AM

Just one more thing missing, and that child would be perfect, hmm...

EMPORIO ONNA HORMONE!!

Done.

edited 30th Jun '17 7:03:00 AM by Mhazard

Cute girls are cute.
Penroses Master of Two Dimensions from Flat Zone Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Master of Two Dimensions
Jul 6th 2017 at 6:46:04 AM

A child who chews bread is a great child in my opinion.

BALL FLAGMAN VERMIN FIRE JUDGE MANHOLE HELMET LION PARACHUTE OCTOPUS CHEF TURTLE BRIDGE FIRE ATTACK OIL PANIC GREEN HOUSE
Spinosegnosaurus77 Everyoneís favorite libertarian from Ontario, Canada Relationship Status: Seeking boyfriend-free girl
Everyoneís favorite libertarian
Mhazard ZERO TWO from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
ZERO TWO
Dauthium_Silencer The Traveling Hat Merchant from ALL AROUND THE WORLD Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Jul 6th 2017 at 7:27:13 AM

Wait, how did you get blue hair?

Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Penroses Master of Two Dimensions from Flat Zone Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Master of Two Dimensions
Jul 6th 2017 at 7:28:32 AM

I'm not even going to question the logic behind this because it's so cute!

BALL FLAGMAN VERMIN FIRE JUDGE MANHOLE HELMET LION PARACHUTE OCTOPUS CHEF TURTLE BRIDGE FIRE ATTACK OIL PANIC GREEN HOUSE
TheGamechanger Ridley from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Ridley
Jul 6th 2017 at 10:26:28 AM

...how the heck is a sentient tooth my son? Well, at least he turned out nice.

ITT: World of Supers
Thegeniusyoshi I have chortles! from Blubble Lake Relationship Status: Abstaining
I have chortles!
Jul 6th 2017 at 5:46:03 PM

...

"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
Penroses Master of Two Dimensions from Flat Zone Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Master of Two Dimensions
Jul 6th 2017 at 6:00:17 PM

Ummmmmmmmm.

BALL FLAGMAN VERMIN FIRE JUDGE MANHOLE HELMET LION PARACHUTE OCTOPUS CHEF TURTLE BRIDGE FIRE ATTACK OIL PANIC GREEN HOUSE
CyberController Cute girl plus bad driver=zombie idol. Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute girl plus bad driver=zombie idol.
Aug 9th 2017 at 7:41:05 PM

Umm....who was the mother again?

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Aug 10th 2017 at 1:10:25 AM

How the hell did I manage that!?

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.

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