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What kind of Eldritch Abomination did I knock up to have a kid like that?
Where have I gone so wrong?
I have a son?!
I have a granddaughter?
You mean metaphorically? I mean, this is horrible ether way, but how could he be my biological son?
Am I like a Quiverfull or something? How did I end up with so many children?
One of them looks older than me and I don't think that's a good thing...
I SHALL RULE THEM ALL. And by them I mean obnoxious family members.
Bebby spider pet!
Nothing breaks your fear of spiders quite like your son being a spider!
I have a daughter!
Wow, what an ego!
Guess you get traits from me.
Vegeta, you are in serious need of therapy.
Venus, as your mother, I am disappointed. Now stop acting like a slut and go study.
edited 14th Mar '17 5:24:17 AM by fdiaperhead
So, am I your dad? Or her dad?
This family tree is all kindsa fucked up...
Anabelle, you need to practice more. You're too prone to epic fails.
Stop biting me, daughter.
You know, young lady, that piracy will get you in trouble. How many times do I have to tell you?
She seems to be about the same age as me... that doesn't seem right.
edited 27th Apr '17 2:53:19 PM by TheGamechanger
I'd like to know how this is even possible, but I guess I don't mind.
Son, you should be proud of helping your old man out like this. I don't know what to say without being too spoilery!
You aren't allowed near my maternal grandmother's family. They raise foxes for fur.
She's a healthy young lady, so I'm proud of her.
edited 1st May '17 4:25:19 PM by TheGamechanger
Collecting souls is not good, son. Now apologize to the nice samurai man.
Our co-worker-based friendship just got a bit weirder...
... just please don't cast conjuration magic in the house.
I thought he was Asgore and Toriel's kid! Unless...oh no...
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