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Don't know how, but I'm proud!
...i have so many questions and i'm very worried...
I...don't even understand what my child is. Forgive me, offspring. I have failed you.
Okay, I get having a human girl as a child. But a Box thing?! That is, unless it's just a costume
Man, whatever the hell I did to end like this, it muyst've been bad...
DAMN YOU RESPONSIBILITY!!
...crap, I didn't even know I had a son. I never slept with any woman! Must be some shady skin DNA replication whatever at work.
Pigeons? GANGSTER PIGEONS?
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?
I'm a bit too young to have kids their age... Wait, a love triangle? Does that mean... incest?!
On the one hand, this means I'm either Tony Stark or Bruce Banner. On ther other hand, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
I'm too young, and he's too old. This is pure Blatant Lies.
This raises several questions, given that Ginny already has canon parents. Still proud of my girl, though.
I have several questions, to say the least. At least my daughter's pretty cool, though. Hey, I might as well start leaning into the dad jokes.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 30th 2020 at 12:58:03 PM
Welp. Iím dead, right?
Spider-Son, Spider-Son. Spin a web any size!
Don't know how as she's way older than me, but I'm proud of her nonetheless.
That would explain a lot. Don't know if I'd be the best dad.
I have no idea how the heck this happened.
She's a tad too old for this to work, but I'm proud of her!
Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 31st 2020 at 12:59:44 PM
how's about no
Okay, I seem to have brought into the world not one but two attempted murderers. How the hell am I such a bloody bad parent!?
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