It works...so well that your neighbors find you on your Laz-E Boy chair two weeks later, what's left of your eyes still trained on the TV. They also find a fully stocked kitchen right behind you.
I try to find buried treasure at the beach.
edited 25th Mar '17 2:08:27 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesYou end up digging in the beach so much that the coast erodes away. Great job.
I quack.
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰The only thing you forsee is another contestant's Double Showcase win at the end of the show.
I make a Rube Goldberg Device operated by dominoes and marbles.
edited 26th Mar '17 12:54:45 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!The first domino falls onto a landmine.
I try to DOMINATE another player.
DOMINATING a player involves killing them 4 times in a row without being killed by them inbetween, You Fool!
edited 27th Mar '17 2:34:17 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...You end up being the sub instead.
...what do you mean, "not that kind of dominating"?
I try to fail.
edited 27th Mar '17 4:36:34 AM by anza_sb
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰Your attempt at failure is such a failure, it creates a Reality-Breaking Paradox onto yourself that Retgones you.
I try to clean my room.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!You end up throwing away all your possessions, except for the trash.
I try to cut my hair.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.You finish the task but it ends up being sub-par.
I try to summon a demon
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!Congratulations! You summoned, but failed to bind, Ligier and he's not happy with you.
I fillibuster the US Senate for four straight days.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.They scream 'Get on with it' and kick you out, you tumble down all the steps and break your neck.
The internet blinks out after losing its purpose, instantly annihilating combined trillions of hours of work and countless bits of knowledge. The resulting backlash instantly knocks humanity back to the stone age. And cave dwellers still draw NSFW stick figures on the cave walls.
I try a case in court.
edited 28th Mar '17 3:30:18 AM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesYou tried the case. It's rather hard to chew on, but you managed to do it anyway. It tasted like leather and important papers. You are charged for damage of personal property.
I try to make noodles.
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰You attempt to use a broken coffee maker to make the boiled water. It catches on fire.
I attempt to esacpe a fluorine-metal fire without running shoes.
edited 31st Mar '17 6:51:20 PM by kouta
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.You die as soon as it occurs, owing to Stuff Blowing Up and Deadly Gas.
I try to tame a supernatural animal.
...It works. It fetches, sits, and gets you the newspaper. Unfortunately, its here because you're a participant in a supernatural tournament—no they didn't ask you—and all that time you spent taming was supposed to be for training a ferocious competitor.
No, you're not an Ordinary High-School Student. Your that blissfully unaware participant, with no plot armor, who is promptly eaten roughly 1.4 picoseconds after walking out your front door on what looks like a normal day. Your supernatural animal is swallowed whole soon after by another (much bigger) supernatural animal.
I try to chase down a single wounded fighter with a hundred soldiers backing me up.
edited 1st Apr '17 2:06:06 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesYou mistakenly pick up an enemy soldier and bring him back. No one knows what to do with him now.
I tried to catch up on You Tube videos.
Do not obey in advance.

You are sued by Nintendo.
I try to make the polar opposite of this thread.