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kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 20th 2017 at 7:20:51 PM

You strangle yourself.

I take a shortcut while driving somewhere.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Mar 20th 2017 at 8:29:56 PM

Shortcuts Make Long Delays. Good luck finding your way out.

I try to make new friends.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 20th 2017 at 8:46:28 PM

You're accepted into the Manson Family.

I try to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 20th 2017 at 9:34:46 PM

Enjoy your Peanut butter and Jellyfish Sandwich. It's deliciously poisonous!

I try to sleep.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 21st 2017 at 12:02:17 AM

You develop a bad case of insomnia.

I walk down Bad Guy Street.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 22nd 2017 at 6:46:04 AM

You drop your wallet and a stout man with the Face of a Thug returns it to you with a polite bow. You still have it out when you return home, but it's labelled with the wrong football team. So, your roommates then beat you up and burn the wallet.

I try to mow the lawn.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
ActualBeatrice Raygun from the Salt Mines Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Mar 22nd 2017 at 6:50:23 AM

Turns out that the lawnmower you're using is actually a Transformer (and additionally a Decepticon) with a lawnmower as its alt mode. Then, it proceeds to somehow go on a rampage in the area/city/town you're living in. Oh, and the government somehow gets involved with this.

I'm trying to eat chocolate bread spread.

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Mar 22nd 2017 at 10:06:14 AM

The Chocolate Guy appears to murder you.

I try to use cheats on Roblox.

back door
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 22nd 2017 at 2:54:28 PM

You instead try to use those while playing Nethack and are instantly bitchslapped.

I try cheating a toll both.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 22nd 2017 at 3:20:31 PM

The toll bar comes down and cuts your car in half.

I try to dance with a lady (that i know of course!).

edited 22nd Mar '17 3:26:56 PM by CenturyEye

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Mar 23rd 2017 at 9:20:14 AM

Unfortunately, you haven't taken dance lessons, so you trip right at the moment you start dancing with her.

I wager 50 cents in "Final Jeopardy!"

Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 24th 2017 at 8:30:33 AM

You lose so badly that you have to pay them 7 trillion dollars.

I try to meme.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
anza_sb going in here was a mistake from nowhere Relationship Status: I only want you gone
going in here was a mistake
Mar 24th 2017 at 9:57:59 AM

You accidentally

I try to draw something.

tumut
InfinityRyujin Mysterious and Troubling Memory from Mugenri Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
Mysterious and Troubling Memory
Mar 24th 2017 at 10:17:48 AM

You end up recreating one of Caliborn's early attempts at artwork. That is, to say, a bunch of incomprehensible scribbles.

I try to walk down a set of stairs.

"Holy am I alone, throughout Heaven and Earth! 'Tis I, the informant!" ...Or something.
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 24th 2017 at 10:56:06 AM

You go down the stairs with perfect poise and grace. Then you slip on a rug in the next room and touch a metal doorknob to stop your fall. The static shock is slight but just enough to trigger a dormant heart condition. The authorities cannot figure out what happened and arrest your spouse for your murder.

I try to research and finish a report early.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 24th 2017 at 1:08:13 PM

You end up getting an F— because you rushed it.

I try to watch youtube videoes about cute cats.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Elisabel Relationship Status: Hiding
Mar 24th 2017 at 3:45:46 PM

They turn out to be Jump Scares.

I try to make tuna salad.

anza_sb going in here was a mistake from nowhere Relationship Status: I only want you gone
going in here was a mistake
Mar 24th 2017 at 5:51:22 PM

Your "salad" is a severed tuna head covered with lettuce leaves on a bowl. And lots of mayonnaise.

I try to play a game.

tumut
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Mar 24th 2017 at 8:09:05 PM

You just lost it.

I try to build a new invention.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 24th 2017 at 9:13:45 PM

You are sued because you built an invention that was just patented the day before.

You end up losing the lawsuit.

I go trick or treating.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
vjoi We are cat & wolf!
We are cat & wolf!
Mar 24th 2017 at 9:40:37 PM

You're to old for that, its in the middle of the day, you get no candy, and your costume sucks

I play magic the gathering.

StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Mar 25th 2017 at 3:44:06 AM

You're on the business end of a Curb-Stomp Battle.

I try to Post 217.

back door
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
Mar 25th 2017 at 9:58:00 AM

Your post is number 47.

I bullshit Congress.

[down]That ... might actually be an improvement.

edited 27th Mar '17 3:20:12 AM by kouta

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 25th 2017 at 11:19:08 AM

They take your ideas and pass it as the law of the land.

I try to change a tire.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Mar 25th 2017 at 11:26:43 AM

You replace it with a cardboard box.

I try to imitate Team Skull's poses.

back door

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