Shortcuts Make Long Delays. Good luck finding your way out.
I try to make new friends.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...You develop a bad case of insomnia.
I walk down Bad Guy Street.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.You drop your wallet and a stout man with the Face of a Thug returns it to you with a polite bow. You still have it out when you return home, but it's labelled with the wrong football team. So, your roommates then beat you up and burn the wallet.
I try to mow the lawn.
Turns out that the lawnmower you're using is actually a Transformer (and additionally a Decepticon) with a lawnmower as its alt mode. Then, it proceeds to somehow go on a rampage in the area/city/town you're living in. Oh, and the government somehow gets involved with this.
I'm trying to eat chocolate bread spread.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)You instead try to use those while playing Nethack and are instantly bitchslapped.
I try cheating a toll both.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.I try to draw something.
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰You end up recreating one of Caliborn's early attempts at artwork. That is, to say, a bunch of incomprehensible scribbles.
I try to walk down a set of stairs.
You go down the stairs with perfect poise and grace. Then you slip on a rug in the next room and touch a metal doorknob to stop your fall. The static shock is slight but just enough to trigger a dormant heart condition. The authorities cannot figure out what happened and arrest your spouse for your murder.
I try to research and finish a report early.
You're to old for that, its in the middle of the day, you get no candy, and your costume sucks
I play magic the gathering.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Your post is number 47.
I bullshit Congress.
That ... might actually be an improvement.
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I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.

You strangle yourself.
I take a shortcut while driving somewhere.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.