Shortcuts Make Long Delays. Good luck finding your way out.
I try to make new friends.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"You're accepted into the Manson Family.
I try to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Enjoy your Peanut butter and Jellyfish Sandwich. It's deliciously poisonous!
I try to sleep.
You develop a bad case of insomnia.
I walk down Bad Guy Street.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.You drop your wallet and a stout man with the Face of a Thug returns it to you with a polite bow. You still have it out when you return home, but it's labelled with the wrong football team. So, your roommates then beat you up and burn the wallet.
I try to mow the lawn.
Turns out that the lawnmower you're using is actually a Transformer (and additionally a Decepticon) with a lawnmower as its alt mode. Then, it proceeds to somehow go on a rampage in the area/city/town you're living in. Oh, and the government somehow gets involved with this.
I'm trying to eat chocolate bread spread.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)You instead try to use those while playing Nethack and are instantly bitchslapped.
I try cheating a toll both.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.The toll bar comes down and cuts your car in half.
I try to dance with a lady (that i know of course!).
edited 22nd Mar '17 3:26:56 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesUnfortunately, you haven't taken dance lessons, so you trip right at the moment you start dancing with her.
I wager 50 cents in "Final Jeopardy!"
You lose so badly that you have to pay them 7 trillion dollars.
I try to meme.
I try to draw something.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.You end up recreating one of Caliborn's early attempts at artwork. That is, to say, a bunch of incomprehensible scribbles.
I try to walk down a set of stairs.
You go down the stairs with perfect poise and grace. Then you slip on a rug in the next room and touch a metal doorknob to stop your fall. The static shock is slight but just enough to trigger a dormant heart condition. The authorities cannot figure out what happened and arrest your spouse for your murder.
I try to research and finish a report early.
You end up getting an F— because you rushed it.
I try to watch youtube videoes about cute cats.
They turn out to be Jump Scares.
I try to make tuna salad.
Your "salad" is a severed tuna head covered with lettuce leaves on a bowl. And lots of mayonnaise.
I try to play a game.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.I try to build a new invention.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"You are sued because you built an invention that was just patented the day before.
You end up losing the lawsuit.
I go trick or treating.
You're to old for that, its in the middle of the day, you get no candy, and your costume sucks
I play magic the gathering.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Your post is number 47.
I bullshit Congress.
That ... might actually be an improvement.
edited 27th Mar '17 3:20:12 AM by kouta
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.They take your ideas and pass it as the law of the land.
I try to change a tire.
You strangle yourself.
I take a shortcut while driving somewhere.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.