Follow TV Tropes
It misses, and hits your trainer, killing him.
I get eaten.
You get spit back out.
I try to detonate a time bomb inside a bank.
You accidentally detonate it while still carrying it. The police say “Cancel the bomb squad, send in the meat wagon” over the radio.
I attempt to sap a sentry.
You make sap out of a sentry.
I make a post.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Mar 16th 2019 at 5:33:44 AM
It comes out as mojibake that unintentionally says a racial slur, causing you to get banned.
I jump off a bridge.
You end up doing one of those little baby hops that children who haven't quite learned how to jump do, hit your head on a crossbeam, and fall back onto the bridge, directly in front of an oncoming semi.
I take a walk on the beach.
You get stung by one of those Australian creatures
I write a letter to my grandma
You accidentally attach a photo of your internet browsing history and she has a heart attack.
I attempt to roleplay.
You fail so hard, your computer crashes from the absolute shit ton of hate mail you receive for your impossibly horrendous writing.
I attempt to die.
You gain Age Without Youth
I try to eat more fruits and veggies
They are all moldy and you get sick.
You try to open a jar of pickles.
You decide to smash open the jar of pickles, and the glass shards that cut into your hands are covered in pickle brine. You're sent to the hospital.
I attempt to shitpost.
Everybody likes your shitpost, and it becomes an unironic work of art.
I corrupt a wish.
You enhance the wish so it becomes beneficial to everyone, except you
I try to do a backflip
Community Showcase More