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Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 21st 2017 at 1:48:07 PM

This is a Back and Forth kind of Forum Game.

Example of this Game:

Bob: "I try to make Cornflakes"

Alice: "You accidentally set the Cornflakes on fire.

I attempt to eat Cake"

Bob: "You choke on the Cake and die

I try to get into a car"

alright, get the gist of it? Here we go.

I attempt to make a Forum Game.

edited 21st Jan '17 1:50:01 PM by Jaxfirebus

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Jan 21st 2017 at 3:21:27 PM

The mods lock it.

I try to finish my homework.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
PresidentStalkeyes Lady Grey (Art by Nut-Case) from a 'Weather Balloon'
Lady Grey (Art by Nut-Case)
Jan 21st 2017 at 3:43:52 PM

You somehow accidentally finish a completely unrelated assignment and hand it into your teacher, whereupon it turns out to be an unfinished colouring page from your lower/elementary school days.

I try to fill a glass of water at the sink.

Giph signals with telepathy; she wants to know what wars were fought over before video games existed; just don't tell her boss she asked.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 21st 2017 at 4:16:49 PM

You break the handle off the Sink, causing water to spray everywhere till it floods the house, and pushes you out the door into a river, which takes you to the Ocean.

I try to make Coffee.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 18th 2017 at 5:46:35 PM

(bump)

i forgot the filter, causing coffee grounds to pour into the pot, i choke on them and die.

I am trying to revive a thread.

edited 18th Mar '17 5:50:45 PM by Jaxfirebus

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Mar 18th 2017 at 7:47:34 PM

You are accused of being a necromancer and banned for life.

I try to take my dog for a walk.

CyberController World's cutest (and most psychotic) god. Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
World's cutest (and most psychotic) god.
Mar 18th 2017 at 7:58:45 PM

A bigger dog comes out, sees it as a challenge, and attacks and kills you and your dog.

I'm trying to clean my toilet.

Gridman is nice. Wait, is that someone familiar?
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Mar 18th 2017 at 9:13:19 PM

Somehow, you've managed to turn your bathroom into a haven for crocodiles.

I tried to make a lo-fi record player.

Hoi, chummers.
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Mar 19th 2017 at 1:43:25 AM

You instead made a high explosive. Completely by accident.

I am trying to detoxify a fandom.

[down] that method would NEVER work

edited 19th Mar '17 1:56:02 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

back door
ActualBeatrice Raygun from the Salt Mines Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Mar 19th 2017 at 1:49:19 AM

Through introducing fresh, new fans who have no clue on how to fandom. This works. But soon, as they begin to fandom, they start a fanwar that goes from bad to worse. After the fanwar ceases, the fandom is divided into two parts: A and B. A thinks B is wrong, and B thinks A is wrong. They constantly are in bad terms, and soon the toxicity of the fandom increases 900% than before you tried to detoxify it.

I am trying to breathe.

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Mar 19th 2017 at 2:10:56 AM

You end up inhaling carbon monoxide.

I'm trying to drive home.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Mar 19th 2017 at 2:14:45 AM

You forgot to pass your driving test first and get locked up for unlicensed driving.

I'm trying to emulate a Large Ham.

[down] good one.

edited 19th Mar '17 5:22:10 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

back door
anza_sb going in here was a mistake from nowhere Relationship Status: I only want you gone
going in here was a mistake
Mar 19th 2017 at 4:27:45 AM

You wind up regurgitating a giant boar.

I try to keep an octopus as a pet.

[up] thanks :)

[down] that's also a good one :D

edited 19th Mar '17 6:09:22 AM by anza_sb

tumut
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Mar 19th 2017 at 5:11:59 AM

You don't cover its tank, so it crawls out and strangles you in your sleep.

I try to get ready for school.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 19th 2017 at 8:39:38 AM

You forget to put on any clothes at all, and are not only mocked and bullied, but expelled from school.

I find a Genie and try to make a good wish.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
anza_sb going in here was a mistake from nowhere Relationship Status: I only want you gone
going in here was a mistake
Mar 19th 2017 at 9:23:10 AM

Your genie writes in the Corrupt-a-Wish thread.

I try to study for a test tomorrow.

tumut
Sazandora thief of my heart from nowhere in particular Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
thief of my heart
Mar 19th 2017 at 10:30:46 AM

Unfortunately, you study for the wrong test, and forget literally everything else. 0/100

I try to work up the energy to leave the house.

edited 19th Mar '17 10:31:11 AM by Sazandora

melancholia | avi sauce
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
Mar 19th 2017 at 12:00:04 PM

You accidentally end up with an EPIC WIN and earn an A+ grade.

I try to pitch an Archie Comics drama to Syfy.

WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Mar 19th 2017 at 12:48:10 PM

On the way to the executive's office, you bump into, among other people, an action movie director, a world-renowned comedian, a porn star, a stockbroker, a playwright, and a mathematician. Every single time you bump into someone, the papers both of you are carrying fall and spill around all over the floor, and the two of you frantically (and poorly) try give each other your papers without actually bothering to look at them. The end result is that your final pitch is "Archie goes down on E=MC^2 or not to be? That is not the question, the question is THE ARISTOCRATS! Up by 17%"

I attempt to play piano.

Hoi, chummers.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 19th 2017 at 7:21:27 PM

You play as if Joel made a Midi.

I try to save the world from Dr Big Bad

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Mar 20th 2017 at 10:16:08 AM

She was actually The Mole in disguise. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!

I try to use a random generator.

back door
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 20th 2017 at 10:25:49 AM

It keeps generating the same thing over and over no matter what.

I'm going to Taco Bell.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 20th 2017 at 3:29:37 PM

You find the dog eating your wallet.

I tie a tie

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives

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