You are accused of being a necromancer and banned for life.
I try to take my dog for a walk.
Very good kittyA bigger dog comes out, sees it as a challenge, and attacks and kills you and your dog.
I'm trying to clean my toilet.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.You instead made a high explosive. Completely by accident.
I am trying to detoxify a fandom.
edited 19th Mar '17 1:56:02 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...Through introducing fresh, new fans who have no clue on how to fandom. This works. But soon, as they begin to fandom, they start a fanwar that goes from bad to worse. After the fanwar ceases, the fandom is divided into two parts: A and B. A thinks B is wrong, and B thinks A is wrong. They constantly are in bad terms, and soon the toxicity of the fandom increases 900% than before you tried to detoxify it.
I am trying to breathe.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)You wind up regurgitating a giant boar.
I try to keep an octopus as a pet.
thanks :)
that's also a good one :D
edited 19th Mar '17 6:09:22 AM by anza_sb
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰Your genie writes in the Corrupt-a-Wish thread
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I try to study for a test tomorrow.
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰Unfortunately, you study for the wrong test, and forget literally everything else. 0/100
I try to work up the energy to leave the house.
edited 19th Mar '17 10:31:11 AM by Sazandora
current jam | aviYour nearest 10 power plants overclock and break down, as does your house.
I try to fail as epically as possible.
...You accidentally end up with an EPIC WIN and earn an A+ grade.
I try to pitch an Archie Comics drama to Syfy.
On the way to the executive's office, you bump into, among other people, an action movie director, a world-renowned comedian, a porn star, a stockbroker, a playwright, and a mathematician. Every single time you bump into someone, the papers both of you are carrying fall and spill around all over the floor, and the two of you frantically (and poorly) try give each other your papers without actually bothering to look at them. The end result is that your final pitch is "Archie goes down on E=MC^2 or not to be? That is not the question, the question is THE ARISTOCRATS! Up by 17%"
I attempt to play piano.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Turns out, Dr Big Bad was behind both the Earth's defenses and the evil invaders all along.
She was actually The Mole in disguise. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!
I try to use a random generator.
...

This is a Back and Forth kind of Forum Game.
Example of this Game:
Bob: "I try to make Cornflakes"
Alice: "You accidentally set the Cornflakes on fire.
I attempt to eat Cake"
Bob: "You choke on the Cake and die
I try to get into a car"
alright, get the gist of it? Here we go.
I attempt to make a Forum Game.
edited 21st Jan '17 1:50:01 PM by Jaxfirebus