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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#327: Jun 7th 2019 at 8:13:56 PM

Sephiroth's reputation as a former Shinra Electric Power Company's SOLDIER First Class, Wutai War hero and deadly swordsman preceeds him, so I'm definitely super dead.

[down] Plus, there's the God of Evil that is Demise (the guy fucking cursed Link and Zelda to eternally fight a Hatred Incarnation of his to the end of time) and the Artifact of Doom that is Majora's Mask (you know, the thing that dropped that Moon on us).

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jun 7th 2019 at 10:26:13 PM

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#328: Jun 7th 2019 at 8:18:17 PM

Ganon, like I have said before, is easy as hell. At least ten Ganons, plus the Zeldas and Links, is certain death.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#329: Jun 8th 2019 at 3:14:17 AM

They're from Touhou, right? Yeah, I'm screwed

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
PinkCelebi [screaming in the distance] from somewhere on the Internet Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
[screaming in the distance]
#331: Jun 8th 2019 at 2:26:58 PM

Yeah I am dead. Last time this guy tried anything, he had like four backup plans.

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#332: Jun 8th 2019 at 2:34:08 PM

She can easily invent stuff that could kill me. But if she tried to take me on 1-on-1 I could win.

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
SimpleSeer Sage of Mind Soractes from Something, Somewhere Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Sage of Mind Soractes
#334: Jun 10th 2019 at 3:43:55 AM

100% Dead

If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
BlaringCoder01 The one of a kind troper of obscurities from Czech Republic Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The one of a kind troper of obscurities
hanwen1234 i lived bitch Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
SimpleSeer Sage of Mind Soractes from Something, Somewhere Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Sage of Mind Soractes
#338: Jun 12th 2019 at 4:29:35 AM

Most Likely

If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#339: Jun 12th 2019 at 9:27:45 PM

Whelp, bye y'all, nice knowing you on this here planet Earth, 'cause I'm screwed.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#340: Jun 12th 2019 at 9:31:32 PM

[gets whacked with a pan to death]

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
SimpleSeer Sage of Mind Soractes from Something, Somewhere Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Sage of Mind Soractes
#342: Jun 12th 2019 at 9:55:24 PM

Yeah, i’m dead for sure

If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
Siegfried1337 Unofficial co-Wiki Curator for Magnificent Bastard from the Ashes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#345: Jun 13th 2019 at 2:56:20 AM

.... I think I'm dead.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#346: Jun 13th 2019 at 2:58:25 AM

...oof

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
KJsixteen BORK from The Alola Region Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Singularity
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#349: Jun 13th 2019 at 4:02:51 PM

I'm dead.

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

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