You can have the sofa, but out of my bed, miss.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Alright you're cool and everything but this is my house
Certified Evil Genius and CommanderHey! That's a single occupant bed, get out!
...Don't come across the dog.
He bites.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.raccoons need not apply, not even the road is fit for them
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.'Scuse me while I call the police.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThis certainly is weird... ...Anyway, get out, this is my bed!
Just a funny lil alien guy(intense puke)
Alright get out, you're cute and everything but this is still weird
Certified Evil Genius and CommanderWell, I guess privacy isnt really on the top of your list hm?
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Hello, yes, I need to sleep in that thankyouverymuch.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideWait... I don't have a dog...
The hell is going on here?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."...I'll take the couch."
How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?...You can sleep on the couch.
Why are you here?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?"WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OH GOD-" insert panicked throws of random objects here
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Please leave, stranger, you're making me uncomfortable
Certified Evil Genius and CommanderMate this is a no-cuddle zone, get the fuck out of my house.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?-slime noises- how the heck did you find my lake shore?
Out. Now.
Wait...
-aggressively yeets the slime out a window-
Your bed, not your avatar's.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 2:42:17 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.-scared slime noises- don't yeet me
Uh, okay
Certified Evil Genius and Commander
Get out. Now.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.