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Wonderful, you three. I guess I could give you a pay raise.
Both worms circle around the top of the arena. Ceaseless Void spews orbs of darkness, which follow Defense. Signus sits back, pulls out a phone, and starts reading TV Tropes.
Signus, you idiot! Get to work!
Defense weaves through the orbs, all the while summoning Error Strings to grab the phone from Signus's hands.
If successful, he'd have replaced it with the Gameboy Camera, on the "Who are you running from?" screen. He'd then go to the Characters page for Calamity... Only to forget the orbs, and get whacked by them, dropping the phone and a possible metagaming opportunity.
If unsuccessful, he'll try to grab Signus himself with the Strings, channeling Hamon through the Error Strings in an attempt to shock Signus before disconnecting them from himself.
He succeeds. Signus is now royally pissed. Good job. He yeets the Game Boy aggressively at Defense’s head.
CV continues to spit orbs.
Doggo tries a new strategy. He throws Storm Weaver at Defense like a spear.
Defense manifests a unique energy barrier: Shine, which he holds, attempting to reflect CV's orbs back at it. Amusingly, it also deflects the Gameboy Camera at Storm Weaver.
He notices Storm Weaver, and widens his eyes before jump-canceling the Shine.
CV dies, what with his ridiculously low HP and all.
Storm Weaver flies under Defense, smashes into the ground, gets armor shrapnel in his face, and dies.
Signus catches the Game Boy... with a knife. He throws the now-impaled Game Boy back to Defense.
Doggo is now annoyed. He attempts to grab Defense and slam him into a wall.
Defense once again uses Error Strings, this time to grab and redirect the Gameboy at Devourer.
He then throws up to large balls of energy which split into smaller projectiles and home in on Signus.
Signus decides to run. His paycheck is cut as a result.
Doggo eats the Game Boy. He picks up Defense in his jaws and flies higher up into the sky, preparing to slam down.
I swear, if this doesn’t work...
"Huh, that's the ground. Uh... SAYO-NARA!"
Defense throws Error Strings to the...
There's no ceiling.
He attempts to struggle out of it, but gets slammed into the ground. He's not dead, in fact far from it, but damage is visible.
Doggo does the Kirby dance.
Wait... he’s not dead?
He runs away through a portal.
Defense gets up.
"God damn... I'll let you go, 'cuz I never wanted to fight you in the first place. But come knocking again... And I'll come strong."
He huffs, sighing and sitting down. Right as he gets comfy, a portal opens, a hoof pulling him through it.
Anyone up for a scuffle?
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