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That rhymed, and was in meter, something most people trying to be Shakespearean never get right.
Alex wasn't necessarily hetero, my droogs, he would have done the old in-out, in-out with a certain Ludwig von if he could.
"Yes, Bilbo did shove the ring up his ass more than once, thanks for asking."
Worst flavors of Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavor Jelly Beans
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"Hey, ever tried the Toe Fungus flavor?"
"The cow sperm flavor is to die for these days."
"Existential Despair? No way, I'm not touching that again."
"Wh— what would that even taste like? Gimme." *NOM* "Oh my gods, what's the point of it all if we're not even going to remember it in the end!"
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru Flavor...
Well that looks like an interesting flavor, I bet it won't actually kill me.
OH GOD OH FU-
Edited by KJsixteen on May 22nd 2019 at 7:46:16 AM
Poop on a stick with worms in it.
What movie monsters do on their days off.
"I have to make sure that I am not stabbing myself, a little bit more, there! Perfect!"
Hard cut to reveal the villian holding a sharp knife, and a knife sharpener on the counter.
After a cathartic day of blasting cities up, a certain mutated dinosaur takes naps underwater.
"First thing we do, is we kill the Batman. He's just not living up to his name, his batting average is like .055."
Listen to them, children of the night! One child, ah ah ah! Two children, ah ah ah!
"Okay, so what you need to do is make sure that you move your knife arm quickly, to make sure that the victim, at least, gets a stab wound."
Bad times to be telepathic.
"Can you read this man's mind?"
"I already am."
"Excellent." (shoots this man in the head)
"Son, don't drink that! It'll-"
"Stunt my growth? You know that I am psychic?"
"Janet, it's still academic dishonesty if you read your classmate's mind during the test."
If Internet trolls were honest.
Edited by burinnu on Jun 7th 2019 at 7:07:07 AM
Obviously I have no concept whatsoever of my actions here having consequences. My actions haven't ever had consequences anywhere else, have they?
"Yes, I am homophobic. And transphobic. And ableist. And racist. And sexist. And anti-immigration. And anti-semitic. And pro-war. And a climate change denier. And a pedophile apologist. And a bad joker."
"i hav no idear what im talkin about but will insullt you whyl arguing about it i also have no consep of proppa grammer or spelingg i flunked thrid grade twice is y"
"I believe in beliefs that most people disagree with."
Things you can say about your teacher, but not your significant other.
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