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wingedcatgirl flap flap meow from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
flap flap meow
Jan 8th 2019 at 8:14:56 PM

"Yes, the shelf is empty, but don't worry — we have more in the back."

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she 🐱
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Jan 8th 2019 at 8:28:54 PM

"Oh boy! I can't wait to hear how everyone's day is going!"

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 8th 2019 at 9:32:47 PM

"That's a good request! I'll go tell the manager that we should do the thing!"

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 9th 2019 at 2:31:52 PM

"Yes, this product sucks, but you can find better at..."

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 9th 2019 at 2:37:32 PM

"I didn't write the fucking product return guidelines, asshole!"

*Sobs in former pet store cashier*

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Berrenta from Texas Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Jan 9th 2019 at 6:57:06 PM

"...so unfortunately, that is why we just cannot be together. You hated my anime waifu."

atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 10th 2019 at 7:30:16 AM

"...Plus, you're not even that cute..."

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 10th 2019 at 10:30:32 AM

"...I burnt down that malt shop we used to go to. Cause it reminded me of you."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jan 10th 2019 at 10:30:48 AM

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Jan 14th 2019 at 11:01:50 AM

"PS, I hope your wife is happy, considering you've gone up to heaven to join her."


Rejected Guests on Children's Shows

Hoi, chummers.
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 14th 2019 at 3:14:18 PM

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma..."

"Mrs. Brown, that's not what I meant when I asked you what you do for a living."

Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 14th 2019 at 6:52:33 AM

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Jan 14th 2019 at 4:20:58 PM

"We have a real treat today, kids. Give a big welcome to our guest, genius robiticist, and entertainment mogul... William Afton!"

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 15th 2019 at 3:11:24 PM

"And now, kids, William Lane Craig will talk about things he didn't just pull out of his ass!"

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Jan 15th 2019 at 6:00:10 PM

Things You Shouldn't Say When Trying to Sell a House in a Rich Neighborhood

"I'll be honest with you...we're just throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks."
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 16th 2019 at 11:42:24 AM

"This house's estimated worth is around $2 million... in repair costs."

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Jan 20th 2019 at 10:31:08 AM

"This house is so enticing you wouldn't even believe there was a murder here a week ago!"

Hoi, chummers.
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Jan 20th 2019 at 10:35:16 AM

ďAh, yes. I got this mansion for $5 off E Bay...Ē

(Joke is, they think youíre cheap because you bought from E Bay. Itís a rich neighborhood. Need I say more?)

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Jan 23rd 2019 at 5:11:43 PM

"Ah, it's great to have WASPs back in here again!"


Complaints from the visual effects department

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 23rd 2019 at 8:11:59 AM

Hoi, chummers.
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 25th 2019 at 6:48:02 AM

"My eyes died due to your bad graphics."

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
burinnu The world needs cute sneks from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The world needs cute sneks
Jan 28th 2019 at 7:36:48 PM

"You know, there is such a thing as too much Jiggle Physics..."

Mantra of Internet Patience: "lol whatever, that's your opinion."
Jan 29th 2019 at 10:43:02 AM

"Why the FUCK did you implement a fourth spatial dimension in the physics engine?! It's a game for KIDS and they're going EXISTENTIAL."


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