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"I love working at late night shifts!"
"Yes, the shelf is empty, but don't worry — we have more in the back."
"Oh boy! I can't wait to hear how everyone's day is going!"
"That's a good request! I'll go tell the manager that we should do the thing!"
"The paycheck's great!"
"Yes, this product sucks, but you can find better at..."
"I didn't write the fucking product return guidelines, asshole!"
*Sobs in former pet store cashier*
Last Lines to a "Dear John" Letter You Wish You Could Take Back
"...so unfortunately, that is why we just cannot be together. You hated my anime waifu."
"...Plus, you're not even that cute..."
"...I burnt down that malt shop we used to go to. Cause it reminded me of you."
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jan 10th 2019 at 10:30:48 AM
"PS, I hope your wife is happy, considering you've gone up to heaven to join her."
Rejected Guests on Children's Shows
"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma..."
"Mrs. Brown, that's not what I meant when I asked you what you do for a living."
Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 14th 2019 at 6:52:33 AM
*Mr. Garrison dressed as Binky the Clown rises up from the bottom of the screen*
"We have a real treat today, kids. Give a big welcome to our guest, genius robiticist, and entertainment mogul... William Afton!"
"And now, kids, William Lane Craig will talk about things he didn't just pull out of his ass!"
Things You Shouldn't Say When Trying to Sell a House in a Rich Neighborhood
"This house's estimated worth is around $2 million... in repair costs."
"This house is so enticing you wouldn't even believe there was a murder here a week ago!"
ďAh, yes. I got this mansion for $5 off E Bay...Ē
(Joke is, they think youíre cheap because you bought from E Bay. Itís a rich neighborhood. Need I say more?)
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