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"Oh, and here I see you've drawn The Pingas —"
"I'm out of here."
"What, no, it's very deep and meaningful — ! ... Phooey."
"How the hell am I supposed to beat Brownie with The Outhouse?"
"Well, it looks like you drew The Dud!"
(tarot reader slowly opens mouth like Homer did)
"You have drawn the, um, Poop-Face."
"You've drawn The Bravery card!"
"You're so brave that you would do things like willingly eat questionably safe food or getting kicked in the nuts!"
Pop-ups you really wouldn't want to see on your computer
"Wanna get rich playing video games? Just click here or else your mom will die tomorrow! No, seriously."
“Take a look at our exquisite gallery of memetic kill agents! Examples are provided below.”
"Bonzi Buddy (2019 Edition) has been installed to your computer."
"Your private information has been successfully sold! As per the new law, your share, in the amount of $0.27, has been transferred directly to your Paypal account."
“Click here to not not not not not not not not not-
"Greetings! Please click here to give us your money, or we'll share your browser history to everyone!"
Rejected Gritty Reboots
Didn't we already do that prompt last month?
Telletubbies: Directed by Michael Bay
This prompt was already done, so can I make a new prompt?
Bad Ideas for Sports
"Welcome to the first annual dart catching championship..."
"Welcome to the "who can die the fastest" championship! Ready... go!"
"Hello, and welcome back to the Cliff Diving championship! Rosa Sanchez is here to break the record for the highest jump..."
"We have here four professional Team Fortress 2 players. So, you like rocket jumping as the Soldier? Now it's time to rocket jump for real!"
"Welcome ladies & gents to the 264th annual rectal examination championship! For our first match we have team DG-Tr4ct fresh from their last victory in Nuremberg facing off against the Korean superstars P3-Ψ!"
I- I should go to sleep.
"Here is blindfolded scissors throwing, brought to you by Aidan's Fast-Food Place, where one can eat fast food until they die!"
Things you'll never hear from a retail worker
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