The Video Guy
"20 first ladies, you won't BELIEVE 19!"
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Love Thy Self
"THIS MAN FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY BY DOING THIS AMAZING FEAT!"
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Tell me something happy
"15 Photos of how the other half lives that will MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE!"
Because I can't resist posting the subconscious source of this idea ...
Edited by burinnu on Oct 3rd 2018 at 4:26:00 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Blitzy....
Pickup lines that don't work
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
my current job
"I'm planning to be a supreme court justice!"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"So, do you like... stuff?"
"I LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Tell me something happy
"Come with me if you want to live."
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Video Guy
"I promise you, I don't smell like this all the time."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
"Come in me if you want to live." 
The Video Guy
That line could work, if you're a woman.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
"I must ensure a numerous and naturally-apt descendence and you seem to have the reproductive aptitude and genetically sound structure to accomplish both of these objectives."
"YOU WILL DIE IN 222222222222222222222222222222222222.22 seconds if you do not marry me."
Bad times to quote the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Be it the movies, TV shows, or any other official MCU work.
Tell me something happy
"Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"
"Ma'am, if we're going to discuss your promotion, it would be best to change your tone."
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"So, what exactly are you hoping to get out of this job?"
"I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan..."
my current job
"I am the Alpha and the Omega."
"Puny God!"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Bob
When someone cuts me off in traffic:
"Don't mess with me. Because I will kill you, and everybody you love.
"
Blitzy....
Businesses that soon became bankrupt
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The Video Guy
Dude, seriously, let at least a full day pass before changing the topic.
Edited by atimnie on Oct 9th 2018 at 6:25:39 AM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
"Excuse me, but my stepgrandfather just turned into a puddle and I'd like to cancel my life expectancy extension program, and my money back."
reluctant author, willing misanthrope
"Ham-flavored ice cream, here! Get your ham flavored ice cream!"
We sell air.
Dwar of Helium
"Welcome to the Abuse-A-Child Workshop!"
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
"95 things the Catholic Church doesn't want YOU to know!"
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 2nd 2018 at 5:53:15 AM
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.