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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 16th 2016 at 7:33:54 PM

I love the way you always have gas.

Darn! Got ninjad to my joke!

I could ride you all the way to Antarctica.

edited 16th Nov '16 7:35:09 PM by ZeroL

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 17th 2016 at 5:44:47 AM

Things you don't want to hear just before you move in for a kiss.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 17th 2016 at 5:45:17 AM

"Hey, did you hear about that new disease that passes through saliva?"

Long live the New Bev.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 17th 2016 at 5:46:18 AM

"Insects are good for your health, did you know that?"

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 17th 2016 at 5:46:44 AM

"I've recently been drinking poisoned wine to boost my immunity!"

Awesome tune.
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 17th 2016 at 7:20:04 AM

"By the way, I just kissed my ass for the first time in years!"

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 17th 2016 at 8:04:23 AM

That garlic pizza was delicious!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 17th 2016 at 10:06:36 AM

Worst places to hide a body.

(Requested by Bacon Zorp)

edited 17th Nov '16 10:06:54 AM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 17th 2016 at 10:07:52 AM

A glass box.

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 17th 2016 at 10:21:06 AM

In your Christmas decorations.

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 17th 2016 at 10:48:06 AM

The police station's broom closet.

Awesome tune.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 18th 2016 at 5:43:33 AM

Bad things to say to someone on their death bed.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 18th 2016 at 5:44:17 AM

"Delete... my search history..."

Long live the New Bev.
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
Nov 18th 2016 at 5:45:03 AM

Say hi to the wife and kids for me!

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 18th 2016 at 5:46:25 AM

-Points to the guy right next to me instead- You're next.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 18th 2016 at 5:49:29 AM

Shit I read that as bad things to say on your deathbed. Retake.

"Well maybe someone shouldn't have eaten my sandwich!"

Long live the New Bev.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 18th 2016 at 5:52:57 AM

Yeah, you're right...

edited 18th Nov '16 5:53:37 AM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 18th 2016 at 6:06:46 AM

guess you couldn't live with yourself...

edited 18th Nov '16 6:07:00 AM by ZeroL

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 18th 2016 at 6:08:30 AM

Yes, it was I who accidentally put polonium into your tea, so what?

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 18th 2016 at 7:24:26 AM

"I'm so glad that guy wasn't lying about the poison I brought."

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 18th 2016 at 9:09:50 AM

Creepy pick-up lines.

"You do look better...in the back of the freezer in my kitchen."

edited 18th Nov '16 9:10:11 AM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."

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