“You know, this garbage dump reminds me of you”
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Just made a server on discord.Come join me.I think the hospital's white walls really go with my gown.
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever."C'mon, how is a rollercoaster not the perfect wedding venue? It'll make things more exciting!"
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Worst things to say on your first date
Just made a server on discord.Come join me."When's sex?"
"I think... we just hit the jackpot.""The STD clinic said I was a very positive person".
Just made a server on discord.Come join me."I should probably mention that I'm wanted by Interpol for several hundred crimes."
A great Mascot Mook.- Looks at chest* "Oh, you weren't photoshopping your pics. That's nice to know"
"So yeah I have HIV"
It's the same as always! I just wonder if I should fold those blood lumps into squares or triangles this time?Video Game characters who should not get a spinoff
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Geeze, I'll try something else.
Why I'm no longer allowed at the comic convention
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Some kid went up to me and accidentally pulled the trigger to the Functional Rocket Launcher that came with my Soldier cosplay. Blowing a hole into the side of the building. Luckily nobody was hurt.
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"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!""If I flirt with all the cosplayers, surely one is bound to respond positively!"
Just made a server on discord.Come join me."I got caught 'tracing' someone dressed as Tracer."
I talk real good 'cuz I'm smart and stuff."What do you mean "free hugs" doesn't mean "glomp me from behind out of nowhere""?
Just a funny lil alien guyWays to get quickly fired
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.“My boss will never find out who put a tarantula in his office!”
Just made a server on discord.Come join me."Hey boss guess who was with your wife that night!
It's the same as always! I just wonder if I should fold those blood lumps into squares or triangles this time?"The Soviet Union should have won the cold war".
"I think... we just hit the jackpot.""Fire me."
"Hey, boss. Guess what I did in the water cooler" zips up pants
Just made a server on discord.Come join me."Whoops...was I not supposed to post our Secret Ingredient on Twitter?"
I talk real good 'cuz I'm smart and stuff.Costume Ideas That Were Rejected by the WTH Costume Department
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese“Bat Nipples is good, but what about Bat Wang?”
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
"Personally I Think Chernobyl is a lovely backdrop for our marriage photos"
"I think... we just hit the jackpot."