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Topic says it all. I, the original poster, will choose a scene from a "hat", and you guys will say various things in relation to that particular scene.
And in the spirit of current events to start off:
World's worst final words after leaving the Oval Office.
"Okay, who gave Zhirinovsky the key to the missile launch control center, makeup, and LSD?"
"To all my supporters, don't worry I lift a turd for my opponent to find".
"I hope those booby traps I left in the Oval Office work."
"Hope you cut the right wire."
"Isn't the Secretary colorblind"?
edited 9th Nov '16 8:51:19 AM by RandomWriter413
If the Old Testament were a soap opera.
"No, honey, don't leave me! I'll do anything to— wait, is it raining?"
"you're cheating on me with King David?"
"I'm sure plenty of girls say 'oh god' during sex!"
"Well, I found this life hack. See, if you toss a pillow on the ground, it helps you rememb..."
"ABRAHAM! HOLD UP!"
Wew lad, you guys should do stand-up.
Something you always wanted to tell your parents, but couldn't until now.
Mom... Dad... I'm gay for my brother.
I'm gay for the dog.
edited 16th Nov '16 1:27:19 PM by BaconZorp
Dad, Dad........................ I'm straight.
Mom... Gay... I'm Dad.
Mom and Dad, I've been keeping a secret from you since I've turned 13, a secret I felt would destroy are family but I've decided that now is the time to come out and say " IM A SERIEL KILLER AND IM PROUD OF IT!"
Odd places for a big red button.
The Big Blue Button Store
Remember that time I told you guys I was studying at the library for college finals, and you suspected I had been partying? Well, not only was I partying, I was [LONG STREAM OF CENSOR] with the head cheerleader.
Then, you know how I said the car got stolen, and I had the marks to prove it? Well, I totaled the car and ran for the hills.
Then, you know how my boss uses Facebook? Well, they saw some pictures of the party, and I got fired.
Then I flunked my exam.
Want to hear the good news?
Opens a door.
You're grandparents to twins!
The stomach of a man in surgery.
edited 16th Nov '16 1:37:12 PM by RandomWriter413
- Goes over to Bacon Zorp, and slams a hand on the button. He goes flying as I watch him sail away -
edited 16th Nov '16 1:41:35 PM by Ze_Operator
"Billy, what's a big red button doing on your zip-up coat?"
That one small spot in the corner of the attic.
The desk of the world's laziest person.
Here's a classic one:
Things to say about a vehicle, but not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
"She's full of gas."
edited 16th Nov '16 7:33:30 PM by TheFarmboy
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