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Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 9th 2016 at 7:18:05 AM

Topic says it all. I, the original poster, will choose a scene from a "hat", and you guys will say various things in relation to that particular scene.

And in the spirit of current events to start off:

World's worst final words after leaving the Oval Office.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 9th 2016 at 7:22:07 AM

"Okay, who gave Zhirinovsky the key to the missile launch control center, makeup, and LSD?"

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 9th 2016 at 8:27:34 AM

"To all my supporters, don't worry I lift a turd for my opponent to find".

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
Berrenta from Texas Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Nov 9th 2016 at 8:44:05 AM

"I hope those booby traps I left in the Oval Office work."

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 9th 2016 at 8:44:32 AM

"Hope you cut the right wire."

Long live the New Bev.
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 9th 2016 at 8:51:01 AM

"Isn't the Secretary colorblind"?

edited 9th Nov '16 8:51:19 AM by RandomWriter413

Awesome tune.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 9th 2016 at 9:43:40 AM

If the Old Testament were a soap opera.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Nov 9th 2016 at 9:55:37 AM

"No, honey, don't leave me! I'll do anything to— wait, is it raining?"

Hoi, chummers.
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 9th 2016 at 10:16:44 AM

"you're cheating on me with King David?"

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 9th 2016 at 10:27:29 AM

"I'm sure plenty of girls say 'oh god' during sex!"

Long live the New Bev.
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 9th 2016 at 11:13:30 AM

"Well, I found this life hack. See, if you toss a pillow on the ground, it helps you rememb..."

"ABRAHAM! HOLD UP!"

Awesome tune.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:24:09 PM

Wew lad, you guys should do stand-up.

Something you always wanted to tell your parents, but couldn't until now.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:25:13 PM

Mom... Dad... I'm gay for my brother.

Or alternatively...

I'm gay for the dog.

edited 16th Nov '16 1:27:19 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Stairway to the Sky Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:26:29 PM

Dad, Dad........................ I'm straight.

I don't know the new forum markup help
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:31:37 PM

Mom and Dad, I've been keeping a secret from you since I've turned 13, a secret I felt would destroy are family but I've decided that now is the time to come out and say " IM A SERIEL KILLER AND IM PROUD OF IT!"

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:35:27 PM

I'm adopted.

Odd places for a big red button.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:35:51 PM

The Big Blue Button Store

RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:36:36 PM

[up][up]Remember that time I told you guys I was studying at the library for college finals, and you suspected I had been partying? Well, not only was I partying, I was [LONG STREAM OF CENSOR] with the head cheerleader.

Then, you know how I said the car got stolen, and I had the marks to prove it? Well, I totaled the car and ran for the hills.

Then, you know how my boss uses Facebook? Well, they saw some pictures of the party, and I got fired.

Then I flunked my exam.

Want to hear the good news?

Opens a door.

You're grandparents to twins!

[up] The stomach of a man in surgery.

edited 16th Nov '16 1:37:12 PM by RandomWriter413

Awesome tune.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 16th 2016 at 1:41:04 PM

- Goes over to Bacon Zorp, and slams a hand on the button. He goes flying as I watch him sail away -


Also, did I mention you could come up with lines to make fun of the host? =] Go nuts.

edited 16th Nov '16 1:41:35 PM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Nov 16th 2016 at 3:20:55 PM

"Billy, what's a big red button doing on your zip-up coat?"

Hoi, chummers.
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Nov 16th 2016 at 3:26:47 PM

That one small spot in the corner of the attic.

Do you fear death?
lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Nov 16th 2016 at 4:55:46 PM

The desk of the world's laziest person.

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 16th 2016 at 7:29:06 PM

Here's a classic one:

Things to say about a vehicle, but not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Nov 16th 2016 at 7:32:52 PM

"She's full of gas."

edited 16th Nov '16 7:33:30 PM by TheFarmboy

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"

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