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Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
#1: Nov 9th 2016 at 7:18:05 AM

Topic says it all. I, the original poster, will choose a scene from a "hat", and you guys will say various things in relation to that particular scene.

And in the spirit of current events to start off:

World's worst final words after leaving the Oval Office.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
arcada188 about to beat a badger Since: Jan, 2015
about to beat a badger
#2: Nov 9th 2016 at 7:22:07 AM

"Okay, who gave Zhirinovsky the key to the missile launch control center, makeup, and LSD?"

You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#3: Nov 9th 2016 at 8:27:34 AM

"To all my supporters, don't worry I lift a turd for my opponent to find".

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#4: Nov 9th 2016 at 8:44:05 AM

"I hope those booby traps I left in the Oval Office work."

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#5: Nov 9th 2016 at 8:44:32 AM

"Hope you cut the right wire."

Long live the New Bev.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#6: Nov 9th 2016 at 8:51:01 AM

"Isn't the Secretary colorblind"?

edited 9th Nov '16 8:51:19 AM by RandomWriter413

Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
#7: Nov 9th 2016 at 9:43:40 AM

If the Old Testament were a soap opera.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#8: Nov 9th 2016 at 9:55:37 AM

"No, honey, don't leave me! I'll do anything to— wait, is it raining?"

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#9: Nov 9th 2016 at 10:16:44 AM

"you're cheating on me with King David?"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#10: Nov 9th 2016 at 10:27:29 AM

"I'm sure plenty of girls say 'oh god' during sex!"

Long live the New Bev.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#11: Nov 9th 2016 at 11:13:30 AM

"Well, I found this life hack. See, if you toss a pillow on the ground, it helps you rememb..."

"ABRAHAM! HOLD UP!"

Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
#12: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:24:09 PM

Wew lad, you guys should do stand-up.

Something you always wanted to tell your parents, but couldn't until now.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#13: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:25:13 PM

Mom... Dad... I'm gay for my brother.

Or alternatively...

I'm gay for the dog.

edited 16th Nov '16 1:27:19 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#14: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:26:29 PM

Dad, Dad........................ I'm straight.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#15: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:26:50 PM

Mom... Gay... I'm Dad.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#16: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:31:37 PM

Mom and Dad, I've been keeping a secret from you since I've turned 13, a secret I felt would destroy are family but I've decided that now is the time to come out and say " IM A SERIEL KILLER AND IM PROUD OF IT!"

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
#17: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:35:27 PM

I'm adopted.

Odd places for a big red button.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#18: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:35:51 PM

The Big Blue Button Store

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#19: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:36:36 PM

[up][up]Remember that time I told you guys I was studying at the library for college finals, and you suspected I had been partying? Well, not only was I partying, I was [LONG STREAM OF CENSOR] with the head cheerleader.

Then, you know how I said the car got stolen, and I had the marks to prove it? Well, I totaled the car and ran for the hills.

Then, you know how my boss uses Facebook? Well, they saw some pictures of the party, and I got fired.

Then I flunked my exam.

Want to hear the good news?

Opens a door.

You're grandparents to twins!

[up] The stomach of a man in surgery.

edited 16th Nov '16 1:37:12 PM by RandomWriter413

Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
#20: Nov 16th 2016 at 1:41:04 PM

- Goes over to Bacon Zorp, and slams a hand on the button. He goes flying as I watch him sail away -


Also, did I mention you could come up with lines to make fun of the host? =] Go nuts.

edited 16th Nov '16 1:41:35 PM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#21: Nov 16th 2016 at 3:20:55 PM

"Billy, what's a big red button doing on your zip-up coat?"

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#22: Nov 16th 2016 at 3:26:47 PM

That one small spot in the corner of the attic.

The legend has returned.
lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#23: Nov 16th 2016 at 4:55:46 PM

The desk of the world's laziest person.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
#24: Nov 16th 2016 at 7:29:06 PM

Here's a classic one:

Things to say about a vehicle, but not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#25: Nov 16th 2016 at 7:32:52 PM

"She's full of gas."

edited 16th Nov '16 7:33:30 PM by TheFarmboy

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!

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