"Well, I found this life hack. See, if you toss a pillow on the ground, it helps you rememb..."
Mom... Dad... I'm gay for my brother.
Or alternatively...
I'm gay for the dog.
edited 16th Nov '16 1:27:19 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.![]()
Remember that time I told you guys I was studying at the library for college finals, and you suspected I had been partying? Well, not only was I partying, I was [LONG STREAM OF CENSOR] with the head cheerleader.
Then, you know how I said the car got stolen, and I had the marks to prove it? Well, I totaled the car and ran for the hills.
Then, you know how my boss uses Facebook? Well, they saw some pictures of the party, and I got fired.
Then I flunked my exam.
Want to hear the good news?
Opens a door.
You're grandparents to twins!
The stomach of a man in surgery.
edited 16th Nov '16 1:37:12 PM by RandomWriter413
- Goes over to Bacon Zorp, and slams a hand on the button. He goes flying as I watch him sail away -
Also, did I mention you could come up with lines to make fun of the host? =] Go nuts.
edited 16th Nov '16 1:41:35 PM by Ze_Operator
"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death.""Billy, what's a big red button doing on your zip-up coat?"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

Topic says it all. I, the original poster, will choose a scene from a "hat", and you guys will say various things in relation to that particular scene.
And in the spirit of current events to start off:
World's worst final words after leaving the Oval Office.
"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."