>She sounds pretty boring to be honest.
>She sounds super lovely.
You inform Squire of your opinion on the princess.
>Tell you what, if I haven't saved her, when you become a FULLY ARMORED ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION/TYKEBOMB knight, you can call dibs!
"Oh, uh... Th-thank you Ser Timothy."
>Teach him about dibs.
You explain to Squire the idea of "First come, first served."
Squire looks gives a confused look, but nods before returning to his duties.
Your party is ready to go. What do you want to do now?
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.>Explore the area around the village for caves, hideouts, et cetera.
>Explore
You decide to explore around the village.
While exploring the fairly empty woods around the village, you come across the strong smell of stew wafting through the air, you could try to track down the source, or you could ignore it for now.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.>Find it
>Track the smell down.
You make your way through the woods, chasing after the scent. Eventually you come across a small clearing. In the center is an iron pot set over a small fire, the obvious source of that delicious smell. Attending the pot is a small, fat kobold dressed in brown rags and a rusty pot on her head. A few feet to her right is the familiar figure of the feminine man you saw wiping the floor with some bar patrons the other day.
>Say hello, but do it as if you were in a Monty Python bit.
> Hello! What are you two doing out here?
You greet the pair in the most over the top manner you can imagine, somehow using "Verily" five times in a single sentence.
"Oh, hi there."
"Greetings."
''You ask the pair who they are what they are doing here."
"I am the Border General, friend of the Boy Princess. This here is Cook Courtier, royal chef of the Kobold Princess."
"Hello."
Cook Courtier gives you a small wave before returning to stirring the pot.
"She invited me out here for a fresh meal, and to ask my assistance in locating her missing princess."
>Compliment Border General's sword.
Border General lifts up his sword, the obsidian black blade catching a ray of sunlight on it's edge.
"Thank you. I'm a swordsmith by trade, and Liar's Lament is one of my finest works."
>Annoy the feminine guy by flirting with him like he's a girl.
You give the Border General a few risque compliments. Despite your words, he merely blushes and looks slightly away from you.
"Uh... Thank you, Ser."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.>Ask about their respective princesses. We're kinda in the same situation, considering there's a cat princess.
Long live the New Bev.>Ask about their respective princesses. We're kinda in the same situation, considering there's a cat princess.
Border General sits back and sighs.
"My friend, the Boy Princess, is a very... effeminate man. He's shy, detests conflict, and rules his subjects with a loving hand. The Endless Field Kingdom is a small one, with almost no army to speak of, but his guidance has turned it into the most important kingdom in the world to the human races. The Kobold Princess is the ruler of the Canopy Cave Kingdom, a mining kingdom with good relations to the human kingdoms. She's a naive and curious princess, but a good ruler nonetheless."
>What's the Dragon Queen's deal?
"I've no idea. There was no warning of her attacks against the kingdoms, and we've found nothing to suggest why she had her daughters perform their tasks. I only hope we can rescue the princesses before any harm comes to them..."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.>Bollocks to both of them, ask if there's a Shy Princess.
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Long live the New Bev.>Know which tower Kolbold Princess is in?
>Nooo go for Boy Princess!
"No..."
"Sadly, we don't know the location of either. This tower business has been a massive roulette, and an even bigger waste of my time..."
>Bollocks to both of them, ask if there's a Shy Princess.
"Probably."
"...Probably?"
"I know of many princesses, and I know of enough of them to say that there's a princess for god damn everything. As silly as the name sounds, there probably is. It's just how things work."
"But-"
"Just don't question it."
"Ok, but-"
"Stop questioning it."
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.

>She sounds super lovely.
>Tell you what, if I haven't saved her, when you become a
FULLY ARMORED ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION/TYKEBOMBknight, you can call dibs!>Teach him about dibs.