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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#776: Nov 17th 2016 at 10:49:55 AM

>She sounds super lovely.

>Tell you what, if I haven't saved her, when you become a FULLY ARMORED ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION/TYKEBOMB knight, you can call dibs!

>Teach him about dibs.

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#777: Nov 17th 2016 at 11:29:38 AM

>She sounds pretty boring to be honest.

>She sounds super lovely.

You inform Squire of your opinion on the princess.

>Tell you what, if I haven't saved her, when you become a FULLY ARMORED ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION/TYKEBOMB knight, you can call dibs!

"Oh, uh... Th-thank you Ser Timothy."

>Teach him about dibs.

You explain to Squire the idea of "First come, first served."

Squire looks gives a confused look, but nods before returning to his duties.

Your party is ready to go. What do you want to do now?

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#778: Nov 17th 2016 at 11:32:53 AM

>Explore the area around the village for caves, hideouts, et cetera.

Long live the New Bev.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#779: Nov 17th 2016 at 12:14:33 PM

>Explore

"We be we baby!"
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#780: Nov 17th 2016 at 1:06:24 PM

Next update will happen shortly after I get home, which will be in roughly thirty minutes. I need to upload an avatar.

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#781: Nov 17th 2016 at 2:22:23 PM

>Explore the area around the village for caves, hideouts, et cetera.

>Explore

You decide to explore around the village.

While exploring the fairly empty woods around the village, you come across the strong smell of stew wafting through the air, you could try to track down the source, or you could ignore it for now.

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: Apr, 2013
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#783: Nov 17th 2016 at 2:24:03 PM

>Track the smell down.

Long live the New Bev.
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#784: Nov 17th 2016 at 2:40:55 PM

>Find it

>Track the smell down.

You make your way through the woods, chasing after the scent. Eventually you come across a small clearing. In the center is an iron pot set over a small fire, the obvious source of that delicious smell. Attending the pot is a small, fat kobold dressed in brown rags and a rusty pot on her head. A few feet to her right is the familiar figure of the feminine man you saw wiping the floor with some bar patrons the other day.

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#785: Nov 17th 2016 at 2:42:18 PM

>Say hello, but do it as if you were in a Monty Python bit.

Long live the New Bev.
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#786: Nov 17th 2016 at 2:44:02 PM

>Compliment Border General's sword.

hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: Apr, 2013
Red Like Santa
#787: Nov 17th 2016 at 2:44:23 PM

>Annoy the feminine guy by flirting with him like he's a girl.

Now known as Cyber Controller
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#788: Nov 17th 2016 at 3:01:58 PM

> Hello! What are you two doing out here?

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#789: Nov 17th 2016 at 4:40:13 PM

>Say hello, but do it as if you were in a Monty Python bit.

> Hello! What are you two doing out here?

You greet the pair in the most over the top manner you can imagine, somehow using "Verily" five times in a single sentence.

"Oh, hi there."

"Greetings."

''You ask the pair who they are what they are doing here."

"I am the Border General, friend of the Boy Princess. This here is Cook Courtier, royal chef of the Kobold Princess."

"Hello."

Cook Courtier gives you a small wave before returning to stirring the pot.

"She invited me out here for a fresh meal, and to ask my assistance in locating her missing princess."

>Compliment Border General's sword.

Border General lifts up his sword, the obsidian black blade catching a ray of sunlight on it's edge.

"Thank you. I'm a swordsmith by trade, and Liar's Lament is one of my finest works."

>Annoy the feminine guy by flirting with him like he's a girl.

You give the Border General a few risque compliments. Despite your words, he merely blushes and looks slightly away from you.

"Uh... Thank you, Ser."

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#790: Nov 17th 2016 at 4:43:33 PM

>Ask about their respective princesses. We're kinda in the same situation, considering there's a cat princess.

Long live the New Bev.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#791: Nov 17th 2016 at 5:32:38 PM

>What's the Dragon Queen's deal?

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#792: Nov 17th 2016 at 6:47:46 PM

>Ask about their respective princesses. We're kinda in the same situation, considering there's a cat princess.

Border General sits back and sighs.

"My friend, the Boy Princess, is a very... effeminate man. He's shy, detests conflict, and rules his subjects with a loving hand. The Endless Field Kingdom is a small one, with almost no army to speak of, but his guidance has turned it into the most important kingdom in the world to the human races. The Kobold Princess is the ruler of the Canopy Cave Kingdom, a mining kingdom with good relations to the human kingdoms. She's a naive and curious princess, but a good ruler nonetheless."

>What's the Dragon Queen's deal?

"I've no idea. There was no warning of her attacks against the kingdoms, and we've found nothing to suggest why she had her daughters perform their tasks. I only hope we can rescue the princesses before any harm comes to them..."

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#793: Nov 17th 2016 at 6:51:29 PM

>Know which tower Kolbold Princess is in?

Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#794: Nov 17th 2016 at 6:53:10 PM

>Nooo go for Boy Princess!

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#795: Nov 17th 2016 at 7:09:55 PM

>Bollocks to both of them, ask if there's a Shy Princess.

edited 17th Nov '16 7:14:50 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#796: Nov 17th 2016 at 8:48:44 PM

>Know which tower Kolbold Princess is in?

>Nooo go for Boy Princess!

"No..."

"Sadly, we don't know the location of either. This tower business has been a massive roulette, and an even bigger waste of my time..."

>Bollocks to both of them, ask if there's a Shy Princess.

"Probably."

"...Probably?"

"I know of many princesses, and I know of enough of them to say that there's a princess for god damn everything. As silly as the name sounds, there probably is. It's just how things work."

"But-"

"Just don't question it."

"Ok, but-"

"Stop questioning it."

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#797: Nov 17th 2016 at 8:49:45 PM

>Keep questioning it.

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#798: Nov 17th 2016 at 8:51:17 PM

>Question to hell and back.

Long live the New Bev.
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#799: Nov 18th 2016 at 2:52:21 AM

> QUESTION.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#800: Nov 18th 2016 at 5:42:01 AM

>Keep questioning it.

>Question to hell and back.

> QUESTION.

Guys, stop.

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.

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