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Dec 9th 2018 at 4:46:05 PM

How To Dress Stupid.

  1. . Find an article about how to dress.

  2. . Do the exact opposite of what they suggest.

  3. . Add a stick of TNT.

TroperNo9001 2nd placeholder for human!6k1 from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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Dec 9th 2018 at 6:15:27 PM

How to Find an Article on How to Dress: Google it. If you don't have internet, then go to your nearest library, or just ask around. Fashion magazines or designers are your best bet.

"Around halfway through the season, and Fashion Officer Felix is just hilarious!"
CustardAndPie Play that funky music, hairless boi from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Play that funky music, hairless boi
Dec 9th 2018 at 9:16:13 PM

How to be a fashion designer: Acquire an interest in the ins and outs of fashion. Be pretentious as hell and dress some random people you've never met before and make them walk in front of millions of people.

I be the witch of the North Woods.
hanwen1234 Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Dec 16th 2018 at 2:11:14 AM

How to be a Fashion Model: Obtain a similar interest in fashion. Get plastic surgery to look as beautiful as possible. Land contract, strut on platform like you own everyone and show off.

Inadequately feeling childhood friend.
TroperNo9001 2nd placeholder for human!6k1 from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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Dec 24th 2018 at 8:03:55 PM

How to Get Plastic Surgery: Are you sure you want to do this? Shouldn't you be happy with what you look like, despite your imperfections? Don't let those A-list celebrities and beauty ads influence you!

If you insist, though, make sure you have a lot of money for the procedure, and make sure you're well aware of the risks, because not every surgery goes well. But if it turns out well, congrats, I guess?

"Around halfway through the season, and Fashion Officer Felix is just hilarious!"
Dec 25th 2018 at 9:06:43 PM

How to be Well-Aware of the Risks

  1. . Research what you are going to do.

  2. . Buy a notepad.

  3. . Write down each of the risks. Works best if you're female.

CustardAndPie Play that funky music, hairless boi from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Play that funky music, hairless boi
Dec 25th 2018 at 9:52:59 PM

How to write down the risks: First, research the risks of whatever you're wondering about, either by print or the Internet. Take out a blank piece of paper and a writing utensil, preferably a pen or a pencil. Write down the risks of whatever you're researching onto the paper. Tape it on the ceiling above your bed to remind yourself every night that the world is a scary place.

Not a ninja, it is actually related to the one above.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 25th 2018 at 11:54:04 AM

I be the witch of the North Woods.
Mhazard DAIRUGGER from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
DAIRUGGER
Dec 26th 2018 at 6:20:16 AM

How to remind yourself every night that the world is a scary place.

  • Step 1: Watch news about wars, politics, and any kind of crisis.
  • Step 2: Search for information about rare diseases, crime cases, wars and political debates.
  • Step 3: Visit a Shock Site and have an adventure on the Dark Web.
  • Step 4: Read some novels written by H. P. Lovecraft.
  • P.S. If you can't sleep after following the guide, do not place the blame onto anyone else, it's your own fault.

Edited by Mhazard on Dec 26th 2018 at 10:21:02 PM

Cute girls are cute.
TroperNo9001 2nd placeholder for human!6k1 from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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Dec 26th 2018 at 6:28:02 AM

How to Watch the News: Turn on the TV and go to your preferred news channel, whether local or national. Be mindful of what they show, because things can get a little too political. Alternatively, don't, because no news is good news.

"Around halfway through the season, and Fashion Officer Felix is just hilarious!"
Dec 26th 2018 at 3:46:14 PM

How to Find a News Channel.

  1. We shall be assuming that you have TV service. If you don't, turn to page 47.

  2. Check with your TV service provider if you have the news. If you do, follow Step 3.

  3. Flip the stations until you find it.

  4. Get some popcorn.

CustardAndPie Play that funky music, hairless boi from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Play that funky music, hairless boi
Dec 26th 2018 at 6:15:43 PM

How to get popcorn: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for the correct time. Take out bag and open it away from your face. Pour into bowl and add seasonings if you wish. Eat while sitting back and laughing at idiots.

I be the witch of the North Woods.
AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
Dec 26th 2018 at 6:40:28 PM

How to add seasonings:

1) Venture yonder north toward the frozen wastes to carve out the essence of winter.

2) Traverse the wild wetlands of the south for the essence of summer lay hidden within.

3) Cross the western steppes and obtain the essence of spring.

4) Beneath the fallen leaves of the eastern forest is the essence of autumn.

5) Toss them all into a hollander.

6) Dump the remains over whatever needs dumping over.

A skeleton does not live inside you. You live inside a skeleton. A brain, piloting a skeleton mech, armored with flesh and skin.
TalesofUnder Art by Taco Badger from The Tropers’s Apartment Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Art by Taco Badger
Dec 26th 2018 at 7:44:58 PM

How to traverse the wild wetlands of the South: If you are born in the swampy part of Louisiana, you can skip this section. If you live in Texas, go east. If you live in Zanzibar, take an airplane. If you live on the moon, hire a passing astronaut to take you to Earth.

My father always told me: “Always have a bazooka, son.” I was more commited to that in season 1.
TroperNo9001 2nd placeholder for human!6k1 from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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Dec 26th 2018 at 8:40:56 PM

How to Go East: Take out your compass (or open your phone's compass app) and move until it points due East, then follow it. If you don't have one, observe the sun. If it's rising, go in that direction, and if it's setting, go the opposite way. If it's at its azimuth, wait until it goes down a bit, though you might need some sunscreen if you plan to stay outside.

"Around halfway through the season, and Fashion Officer Felix is just hilarious!"
Dec 28th 2018 at 2:35:21 PM

How to Take Out a Compass:

  1. Find a Compass.

  2. Take it out of your pocket.

  3. Use it!

HyperReal Demon Cow from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Demon Cow
Dec 28th 2018 at 2:41:38 PM

How to remove an object from your pocket:

1. Insert your hand in your pocket.

2: Grasp the object.

3: Remove your hand from the pocket.

Good Song.
TroperNo9001 2nd placeholder for human!6k1 from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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Dec 28th 2018 at 6:10:51 PM

How to Insert Your Hand in Your Pocket: First, find a pocket. It could be on the front of your shirt or pants, or event at the back of your pants. Then, put your hand inside, making sure it fits snugly. If your clothes come with fake pockets, prepare for disappointment.

"Around halfway through the season, and Fashion Officer Felix is just hilarious!"
Dec 28th 2018 at 6:53:38 PM

How to Prepare for Disappointment: First, think of an unpleasant activity. Second, imagine the consequences. Third, drink a lot of alcohol.

AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
Dec 30th 2018 at 8:26:14 PM

How to Drink:

1) Find liquid of choosing.

2) Insert liquid into mouth.

3) When ready, tilt head upward to force liquid to flow into esophagus.

Caution: There are two holes at back of mouth. Take care to not allow liquid into the frontal hole.

A skeleton does not live inside you. You live inside a skeleton. A brain, piloting a skeleton mech, armored with flesh and skin.
Mhazard DAIRUGGER from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
DAIRUGGER
Dec 30th 2018 at 11:21:58 PM

How to Find Liquid of Choosing.

1. Enter a bar.

2. Order a drink, anything but milk, you dirty filthy milk drinker.

3. Get drunk like a real Nord.

4. Rinse and repeat, until you find the liquid you want.

Don't drive when you are drunk, or you will get dunked on in a dark corner.

Cute girls are cute.
Zanreo powerful drum
powerful drum
Dec 30th 2018 at 11:28:57 PM

How to get dunked on in a dark corner

WARNING: This might be dangerous. Don't say we didn't warn you. But if you really want this... First, find a dark corner of your choice, preferably one in an untrustworthy area. Then, wait here until you get attacked. For extra effectiveness, do not fight back or do anything else to resist said attack.

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 30th 2018 at 8:32:30 PM

"Everything about this being is a mystery. All we know for sure is that they're always in battle with something."
TroperNo9001 2nd placeholder for human!6k1 from Ichi's Underground Bunker Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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Dec 31st 2018 at 12:09:00 AM

How Not to Fight Back: find out the best way to use the ACT commands until your opponent's name is yellow, then SPARE them. This depends on the attacker, but not all of them are willing to be spared, so wait it out, dodge the bullets, and heal yourself until the fight ends. Unless it's Asgore.

If you're fighting Sans, it's best to follow the above instruction, unless you're willing to permanently destroy your copy of Undertale by releasing the Fallen Child.

"Around halfway through the season, and Fashion Officer Felix is just hilarious!"
WilliamRadarStorm Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary. from Lancaster, ca. 1878.
Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary.
Dec 31st 2018 at 2:18:21 PM

How to Dodge the Bullets:

  1. Take the red pill, go Down the Rabbit Hole.
  2. Download various skills and arsenals. These can include, but are not limited to...
    • Kung Fu.
    • More Dakka.
    • Improved acrobatics.
    • Ability to stop bullets. (WARNING, DOES NOT WORK UNLESS YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE)
  3. Get in a fight with Mr. Smith, where guns get pulled out eventually.
  4. Coax Mr. Smith to fire.
  5. Duck backwards. Time may seem to slow down, but do not be fooled.
  6. Wait for bullets to pass overhead.
  7. Get back up! You've got a fight to win!

They're back!
hanwen1234 Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Tsundere Not-Girlfriend.
Dec 31st 2018 at 8:13:05 PM

How to win a fight.

1. Have the upper hand in a fight.

2. Actually use said advantage effectively.

3. ???

4. PROFIT.

Inadequately feeling childhood friend.
Jan 1st 2019 at 4:34:53 PM

How to Have the Upper Hand in a Fight:

1. Consider the weakness which belong to the person you are fighting against.

2. Use them.

3. ???

4. You have won the fight, and got some PROFIT.


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