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How would you like to work for me and help overthrow the kingdom? I pay really well.
Nope! I'm a bandit seeking to become the new ruler of Armello!
Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 21st 2019 at 9:07:10 AM
Hey, are you a musketeer?
They just drew me that way.
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 21st 2019 at 12:02:34 PM
Why aren't you wearing trousers?!
Oh, you want to be a thief-taker now, hmm? Well...extra help would be interesting, but unless you want to "amuse" me, I'd recommend playing it on the straight and narrow...
Edited by TheGreatUnknown on Aug 21st 2019 at 5:37:34 AM
Ah, we are honored to be in your presence, Your Majesty. Say, do you have any problems with common thugs or burglars in the harbor? I and my boys can help you out with that menace, if you so please.
I can talk because I was born with it. What's more surprising is the fact that you can apparently understand me, which I'm pretty sure humans, given their stupidity, aren't normally capable of.
After all, if these morons can't tell a dog and a cat apart because they wear the exact same suit, of course they aren't able to understand us!
Edited by arcada188 on Aug 23rd 2019 at 3:07:26 PM
HEY MIKE! WHY'S THIS CAT TALKING?
I think that's more a question for the cat than for me, Vyv.
GOOD POINT! OI! CAT! HOW COME YOU CAN TALK??
Yes, actually! Do something about this wuffian Vyvyan who keeps hitting me!
-THWACK- I'VE GOT TO DO IT, OFFICER, HE'S A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BASTARD!!
Edited by Murataku on Aug 24th 2019 at 12:16:58 AM
Greeting, citizens! Is there any trouble to be found in these parts? Because if there is, I, Henry Buxton, and my associates will be ready to help!
I have not actually been in a book, but I can indeed fly, citizen! I should warn you that my species can fly quite fast, though!
Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 23rd 2019 at 9:44:23 AM
So you're like one of those comic book heroes, right? That's awesome! Hey hey, can you fly? Wanna compare top speeds?
Ooh, I'd love to!
Edited by ArmoredFury on Aug 23rd 2019 at 6:35:27 PM
Would you like the perfect cup of tea?
Ask Janice Burgess, our creator.
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 25th 2019 at 4:23:32 AM
Say, boy. Your fur -ah say- your fur is as purple as the rain. Why is that, son?
(Turtle-folk, wolf-folk, lion-folk, now chicken-folk? There really is no end to it, is there?) The fact that she is herself a catfolk seems to have slipped her mind momentarily. "... I suppose I should ask a question, since that's the nature of this game. Hmm... What kind of food do chicken-folk eat?"
".......... I know some of those words. Ah, these wings aren't for flight, they're a manifestation of protective white magic. So replacing them with a magitek engine wouldn't... work."
She shrugs. "Depends who you ask, I suppose. Many Miqo'te vehemently deny that we could have any genetic relation to the common housecat."
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Aug 25th 2019 at 7:09:14 AM
You know, wings are fancy and all, but have you tried Phlogiston engines? You'll get far better mana-to-thrust ratio than manifesting full-fledged wings, even if you use a cheap off-the-shelf unit.
Because I'm a Hermundian ace! And as everyone knows, Hermundian science is the best in the world!
Sorry, can't resist the Jojo reference.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Aug 25th 2019 at 9:16:05 PM
Gentiane: "Are you actually a cat girl? Because I've had...a odd experience regarding 'em."
(I'm referring to the whole VA-11 HALL-A x Girls' Frontline crossover, which features Cat Boomers...which don't actually have functioning cat ears.)
Gentiane: "I...uhm...''why do you have jet engines strapped onto you?"
Gentiane: "Okkkk...ay? No? What?"
Edited by hanwen1234 on Aug 27th 2019 at 6:00:46 PM
So, uh... you guys don't prowl the streets with metal detectors and mousetraps? Hopefully not.
We really don't want the humans in black near our factory, that was terrifying!
I work in a casino. It's a really good job, and Boss treats me better than the others, so it pays really well!
And I... uh... that's a weird question you got there! I mean, I do care for people, but to take my own life? I'm not stupid enough for that, y'know!
Edited by arcada188 on Aug 26th 2019 at 6:02:15 PM
What do you do for a living?
Is there anyone you care about enough to give your life for them?
They look harmless on the outside, but I am expecting them to be honorable and worthy opponents.
They look like a fun duo, I wonder how they'll match up here.
Edited by VengefulBale on Aug 26th 2019 at 10:02:39 AM
So.... I heard that Banjo and Kazooie are in Smash. Your thoughts?
Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Aug 26th 2019 at 1:04:29 PM
What's your opinion on metahumans? People with superpowers, that is.
Hmm...hot chocolate. I get cold pretty easily.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 26th 2019 at 10:28:37 AM
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?
Hot chocolate is a hot drink... made of cocoa powder and hot water!
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 27th 2019 at 4:32:04 AM
You there, citizen! What is this "hot chocolate"? Would it be anything like an Occa Berry coffee?
Thank you for asking, citizen! I am a Flygon! Well trained under a kingdom's guard and later with assistance from my associate Tenn! You are on the tropical island of Danjor Island! I would not get close to that volcano...
Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 26th 2019 at 10:30:45 AM
"If you don't mind answering, what manner of being are you? ... And, uh, where are we? (This definitely isn't Hydaelyn. I can't even remember how I got here?)"
"A changeling? ... Y'know, if you stretched the definition of the term a bit... In fact, I was adopted. My tribe was killed by bandits when I was an infant, but somehow I survived unnoticed, so when my dads found the wreckage the next day, they took me in."
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Aug 28th 2019 at 3:42:53 AM
Are you by any chance a changeling?
I am gem, I can use weapons I summon from my body as weapons
I have a portal in my hair, and don't have to eat... Does that count as an ability?
Edited by VengefulBale on Sep 4th 2019 at 12:23:09 PM
So, who are you, and what are your powers again?
First of all, I'm a steam tram. Not a carriage. And you won't find any circuitry in me because me and my brethren come from the Age of Steam. And we've been brought to life by magic.
Edited by BrightLight on Sep 5th 2019 at 3:24:25 AM
I'd ask the same thing. "Possessed train carriage" isn't the first thing that came to my mind, but since I can't find any semblance of advanced circuitry in your... body, it's now sitting pretty high up in my list.
That's a secret~
Edited by ArmoredFury on Sep 4th 2019 at 6:34:16 PM
Oh Great Scott! What happened to your eye?
Just a hat. Nothing much.
Edited by JTTWlover on Sep 4th 2019 at 9:55:08 PM
What....is this....you’re wearing....on your head?
We....are....Daft Punk....we....are....robots but...we...used to be...human, before a...freak accident.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Sep 4th 2019 at 12:53:53 PM
Are you two the musician "Draft" guys Sadie talked about?
Are you two robots?
My goodness, baby, another shipper!
It was kind of funny, we were once mortal enemies, and I was dating Sam at the time, until a breakup happened leaving me kind of depressed, and then I got cozy with Ember while helping her out with some problems she was having with Skulker, which I wanted to use as a way of distracting myself from the breakup and Sam, and then things escalated from there. But I suspect she was attracted to me from before we even befriended one another.
Yeah, what he said. W-wait I didn't find you cute before! Never ever!
Edited by VengefulBale on Sep 5th 2019 at 8:55:06 AM
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