Have you ever thought about how the boy feels, the boy feels?
I don't mind at all, at all. All bats are my friends, my friends!
edited 31st Dec '16 7:02:16 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.So you're from a cave too, huh? What region? ...You haven't seen any Salandit, have you?
A lot of humans I've met are like that, and you really don't want to get me started.
As for the Poke Balls, well... I'm never totally sure, since it's a pretty dreamy state, if that makes any sense. I usually feel like I'm back home, at the lovely sulphurous underground hot springs where I grew up. Everything's what I'd expect. Except I know it's not back home because I'm by myself. Not that I care!
edited 31st Dec '16 7:26:05 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!Humans sure are a pain in the ass, ain't they?
That barely counts as a question! Though I haven't really got one myself...uh... What's it like in that little ball that you get carried around in?
Sorry dude, we'd need someone with actual brains to explain that.
Oh ha ha. It- he- this shadow that looks like me is, how'd you say it, a 'manifestion' of my inner thoughts. That is, the ones I've been rejecting up till now cause they aren't nice to think about.
Yeah, like how Yosuke here is bored shitless of everything, and only acts happy because he's a coward, and his crush on Saki is-
We get the point.
edited 31st Dec '16 7:18:44 PM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobWhat exactly is your relationship with one another?
It's fine. Senpai and his family really do visit the nicest places on vacation.
edited 31st Dec '16 7:18:25 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.You say you can never shut up? What if I told you that I can arrange that...?
I perform many tasks for my master, Lord Nefarious. One of my personal favorite jobs is taking the court jester, Spike, and frying his brain, just a little, so that he stays funny.
edited 1st Jan '17 3:14:34 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.You wouldn't happen to have seen a prince and his entourage around here recently, would you? I wouldn't want poor little Noct to come to any harm ...
Regrettably, some people try to oppose Niflheim's rule. As much as I hate to cause trouble, I can't be blamed for the rashness of others. I'm sure you understand.
edited 2nd Jan '17 11:05:12 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenYou don't kill people, do you? Are you trying to make my job harder?
It's one of the "perks" of working at Sparklecare Hospital, I guess you could say. But seriously, you do not want to come here. Run while you're still healthy, and find some other way to become colorful. Get a new robe or something.
edited 2nd Jan '17 2:05:02 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.You're really colorful! How do I get that colorful?
What do you mean? I'm still me, it's just that my body shifted! You'd be shocked how many people think these masks are parasites!
edited 2nd Jan '17 2:03:25 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.How do you possess living bodies like that? I must know!
I am. At the moment, we are limited to corpses, so there's, in theory, no mind left to dominate. However, considering that I seem to have picked up some bits of extra personality and attitude from this host body...I'm not entirely sure what would be the result.
edited 2nd Jan '17 5:28:19 PM by TheGreatUnknown
Soo... you're a chick too, right? Just hypothetically... what would happen if you possessed a guy, and then I mind-dominated that guy? Would it work or not? Just a thought I had.
Ugh... how many times do I have to tell you people, it's not my kind's fault a lot of creatures find me hot. They just do, 'kay? Exactly how hard is it for you small-minded cretins to understand that?! Do you want me to draw you a diagram?! We've got lithe, agile bodies to enable us to manuever better in caves and on craggy cliffs, and since we have such a small female population, it benefits us to keep our males close at hand and under control to prevent the kind of in-fighting over mating rights you see amongst other species! Ugggghhhh...
edited 2nd Jan '17 3:08:07 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!Can't you stash that glowy shit away? You're blindin' me here.
Deal with it. But, uh, what is with that bright thing anyway?
A... That blob thing from Pokémon? I wish I was dealing with something as simple as that.
Isn't that thing a total pimp? Only makes sense you'd go for that.
Screw off.
edited 2nd Jan '17 10:57:38 PM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobWhat's wrong with yer Ditto? Looks nothin' like ya.
You gotta fight Pokemon all the time. Once ya do it enough, yer body goes all glowy and ya turn inta me! Uh, but since you ain't a Litten so it probably ain't gonna work for ya.
edited 3rd Jan '17 12:17:29 PM by Murataku
You need blood and he's got more than enough!Where'd you get those rocking shades?
Hiding? We aren't hiding! We just really like these masks! Like, really like them!
edited 3rd Jan '17 5:55:12 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why are you so hard on yourself? Have my coworkers been giving you trouble?
Hey, uh, could you please not call me that? I know everything here is cutesy and all, but...
edited 3rd Jan '17 11:00:20 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Hm? Greenhorn about what? That sex thing? Well, I don't remember much about being a human, but I remember saying that word a lot. I guess this mask took away all that bad stuff!
edited 3rd Jan '17 4:12:17 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Kid, were you always this much of a clueless greenhorn, or was it just the mask?
For your sake, big guy, I'm going to pretend I didn't see that first part. As for the other question, I'd probably have a better idea if I got to actually be in contests more often. I actually prefer the Cool contests, though. You can make some pretty whacked-out lightshows with fire and poison gas. The sort of thing you'd see at a metal concert. ...Now there's an idea for a career path.
edited 3rd Jan '17 4:30:54 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read! Are you single?
Er, what's your favorite type of contest?
IT'S AMAZING. Picture this. You are a small, tiny bug pokemon, waddling along and generally being irritating with incessant buzzing and poison stings, when whoosh!
Well, to be fair, my trainer keeps trying to get dragon rides, even though it's not really that cool.
edited 3rd Jan '17 4:37:30 PM by RandomWriter413

Why do you look like... that?
edited 31st Dec '16 7:07:19 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.