Why don't you ever get into the holiday spirit? It only comes once a year, you know.
What can I say? I like to be festive. I do miss my goggles, though...
edited 23rd Dec '16 12:42:18 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘....Oh yeah! What's up with those antlers on your head?
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Ah? Oh, yeah! Because I like sleeping! I like resting on cozy beds!
edited 23rd Dec '16 7:15:55 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Ice Bear wonders why you won't wake up.
Ice Bear and Ice Bear's brothers want to be good members of society.
edited 23rd Dec '16 8:30:02 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Why so angry-looking, mister? Ain't you ever heard of Christmas spirit?
Just so you know, Bacon, I was R Ping as the Joker when I asked my question here. Oh BOY! Of COURSE you can! I LOVE giving hugs!
edited 26th Dec '16 10:52:24 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Can I get a hug?
Hm... That could be fun! Do you have any temporary stuff though? If you do, can you make a butterfly?
edited 26th Dec '16 7:15:28 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Would you like some facepaint for your mask? It's a little plain, if you ask me.
Oh, uh... of course I do! ...Well, maybe not, but it's nice to see you again!
edited 26th Dec '16 7:17:44 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Whoa!! What happened to your face!?
Huh? No. They won't put me away. Lazytown doesn't even have a jail!
edited 28th Dec '16 12:11:00 PM by Murataku
You need blood and he's got more than enough!Do you need a lawyer? With the sort of... 'wacky antics' you get into, I doubt it'll be long before you get caught. I could do with a fun challenge with only a few weeks' community service at stake.
My fur looks bland because it's a reflection of my inner blandness. I've never heard of any 'grey-heart disease', so without seeing your medical license and associated credentials, I'm forced to assume you've made it up. Neat little idea, though. I suppose only the most petty but not actually evil mammals get to have a grey heart.
edited 28th Dec '16 5:02:33 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!What's wrong with your fur? Why does it look so bland? (gasp) Do you have gray heart disease?
I'm cute!
edited 28th Dec '16 7:41:38 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.... What are you?
Oh? Well, you could always [CENSORED FOR YOUR FUCKING SAKE]
edited 29th Dec '16 5:04:36 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev....Do you know how to get Ken Izumi to show me his "Charging Go"? He's my senpai... if you could call it that.
You are more primitive than even the humans! Your swords and bows are nothing against our lasers.
edited 29th Dec '16 8:25:01 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Why have you creatures come to our land? If you mean us harm, do you realize what you're in for?
Of course! Even in the darkest hour, the goodbeasts always have and always will overcome!
edited 29th Dec '16 5:06:25 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them."What is your fondest memory? Would you like to be able to relive that moment?"
"Yes, we have regrets, but remembering them is valuable, as they remind us of the failures of our past and why we shouldn't take risks in the future, lest they happen again."
edited 29th Dec '16 5:52:30 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenWhy do you want to remember anything? Aren't there any things you want to forget?
I'm not sure, to be honest. But I live in a nightmare world, and I suppose I've got to be scary, so it's fine.
edited 31st Dec '16 8:19:27 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Why are you in the wall? Looks kinda uncomfortable.
And dumb.
Shut up.
It's easy dude! Hop in the TV after constantly lying about your true feelings and a cooler, sexier version of you will pop outta the shadows.
Why is my life like this..?
edited 31st Dec '16 10:20:48 AM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobWant to join us on our adventure?
Murder people? I would never! Sure, I'm mad that those children tore me apart, but I would never go that far! This is a friendlier Alternative Character Interpretation. :P
edited 31st Dec '16 10:37:33 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Do you think you could... oh, I dunno, stop murdering people? That'd be nice of you.
What sort of stupid question is that? I didn't choose to look like this, this is just how I naturally look! What were you expecting me to say? That I filled out a form or something? Honestly, you humans really are as dumb as you look sometimes.
edited 31st Dec '16 10:43:22 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!

(pulls Sorrow's face) Why the long face, King of Sorrow? Aren't you in the mood for some holiday spirit? (opens a present in front of him, which explodes with confetti in his face)
edited 23rd Dec '16 5:33:52 PM by TroperNo9001
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."