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Have you ever been to couples therapy? Even if you're getting along fairly well, like my Ronnie and I were, it can still bring you closer together.
While I have had people in my life who have turned out to be less than trustworthy, my current group of friends are more of a real family to me than my own father is. I'd probably be in a pretty bad place without them.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Jan 2nd 2019 at 9:25:23 AM
Yer ztrong 'cauzhe you got people who carezzzzh for yer, eh? Zzzho, what if ev'ryone were to, zzzay, zzztop carin' all of a zudden? P'rap'zh 'cauzze o' zzome kinda change in perzzhonal zircumztanzezz. Happenz alarmin'ly often, yanno.
Pleazzzzzhhe... do not call me a crozzbreed if you value yer little life. The makeup o' my blood is nobody's buzzhinezz but mine! I didn't need any zzzho-call'd 'powerzzz' to zhow the lazzt little idiot hizz own blood when he got too curiouzh fer hiz own good. I zaid, 'zhee, ain't it zo bloody intrestin'?! Eh, EH?!'
Edited by PresidentStalkeyes on Jan 2nd 2019 at 4:21:53 PM
Dragobold? That mean you're a crossbreed, too? Get any of the cool powers, at least? Wait, that was more than one question. Close enough.
Heh, you don't have to ask permission. Appreciate it, though. These 'goggles' are just the holographic HUD for my computer. I usually leave it up even when it's in idle mode, because it looks cool and that's a good enough reason for almost anything.
Edited by TheGreatUnknown on Jan 2nd 2019 at 11:24:46 AM
What's on your face, there? If I can ask, I mean... I don't think I've seen tech like that before.
As real as dragons can get. There's not much of my kind around here, I think I understand the confusion.
Edited by Beverly on Jan 3rd 2019 at 2:04:41 PM
A-are you a r-real dragon? gulp
I dreamed that I was surrounded by cute squirrel boys and girls, so this year's gotta be splendid!
I dreamed that I ate a whole candy bar... it was tasty.
I don't think that's a sign of big luck, Mole.
I had a dream that I won the lottery... and got four big blocks of cheese.
I had a dream where I was back home, when I was a babe. Ah, Hidropark Station...
Edited by arcada188 on Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:01:23 PM
-Aichi gets a bit sheepish as he asks this, thinking about his own Hatsuyume.-
"Um... How was your Hatsuyume?"
-...Wait, they might not know what that is since it's a Japanese custom!-
"I-It's, um... the first dream of the New Year. It's supposed to foretell your luck for the year..."
I can't remember what avatar I had, but I'm assuming it was a Misaki one I had just set up last night.
-Misaki looks at tad confused.-
-She doesn't have a red sign over her head.-
"You're imagining things."
I'm pretty sure the avatar I had was one that had a bunch of bubbles popping up to emphasize her point, rather than actually having something physically over her head.
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 4th 2019 at 7:41:59 AM
Hey! What's with that red sign over your head fur?
It looks weird...
...Yeah, never heard of 'em.
Edited by arcada188 on Jan 3rd 2019 at 10:06:15 PM
Do you four have heard of or come across Daroach and the Squeak Squad? I feel like you would make great friends with them
If things get dire, I can always rely on my hand-to-hand combat techniques, it's always good to be ready for losing a weapon! And I'm up for a fight if you want to!
I can more than fight without my blade, and if you want a fight, we'll give it to you!
Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 9th 2019 at 10:10:28 AM
Do you two use other abilities as well as your blades?
And... do you think we could challenge you some time?
Trust us, we’re a lot older than we appear. Youkai are weird like that.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 9th 2019 at 11:58:39 AM
Aren't you too young to be using weapons?
Because I am not a real penguin. I am an animated cartoon.
Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Jan 9th 2019 at 11:59:43 AM
How are you able to talk!?
Well, excluding Scumzuma, they're all nice even if they're a bit weird. Megumin keeps obsessing over her explosion magic, while Darkness keeps revelling in her perverted fantasies!
And I know, right?! That spell is typical for a disgusting NEET like him!!
Edited by 4WD on Jan 10th 2019 at 10:52:53 PM
Heat: "Sooo.... I've heard that you are in a adventure guild, how is it with them and also, why did the guy in it thought it's a good idea to use a spell to steal panties? *facepalm*"
*looks at her ponytail and sights* "Why did the stylist used so much hairspray on my ponytail? Seriously? Gotta ask Schanie if she could correct that.... Plus, why did she mixed too much yellow into the orange hair dye? Geese... Hopefully it wasn't that bad on camera then now in real life."
Edited by CrossoverFan23 on Jan 10th 2019 at 9:42:48 PM
why your hair a bannana
im a fucking can't do a math
Edited by HyperReal on Jan 10th 2019 at 2:13:33 AM
Uh...yeah, what the hell are you? Why do you look like that fatass down the road?
Oh, crap no, get away from me you damn creep!
Edited by n3rd_d4sh on Jan 10th 2019 at 11:43:33 PM
Hello there. How does a luxury cruise sound? On me.
I'm a dog! Named Uan! Ciao! Well, wanna know what cartoon is on next? It's coming soon on Italia 1 so don't touch that dial.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Jan 10th 2019 at 7:47:16 AM
What are you?
I've never heard of anything with that name.
It kind of sounds like a spell name, doesn't it?
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 10th 2019 at 9:43:41 AM
Where is Optimus Prime?
I was trying to find the location of Optimus Prime, human insect.
Edited by shackwave on Jan 12th 2019 at 8:48:58 PM
-Aichi looks a tiny bit unfocused, as his headache's really getting in the way of his ability to think entirely clearly.-
"Um... Do you remember what happened yesterday...? My friends and I... we all could have sworn that..."
-...The Weaver attacked, and that Mr. Katrakis was killed...-
-But when they all woke up this morning, they found that he was still alive!-
-What the heck is going on?! Maybe this... robot (Wow, he must be really tired if he's thinking this guy is a robot) will be able to clarify what they remember from yesterday...-
Go ahead and answer it as "how was yesterday" or something. I'm just being a specific Aichi I associate with the avatar, and asking this right now would be in character for him.
Once again this is specifically the FBI version of Aichi, who actually has a pretty darn different history than his canon counterpart.
-Hmm? Who Aichi considers as friends?-
"W-Well... There's Koata and Park. Koata and I share an apartment together, and Park has been helping us on this case..."
-Honestly, he doesn't really have many real friends. He wants to think of all of his fellow agents that way, but it'd be overstepping his bounds, wouldn't it?-
"Um... Ms. Mendez has been helping me throughout my training, and she's very trustworthy. She gets a little too worried about me sometimes though..."
-He says that last bit sheepishly, as he can't help but feel like she coddles him a little.-
"...And... there's Kai..."
-Kai was the beacon in his life. Kai broadened that small, suffocating, depressing world around him when he gave Aichi Blaster Blade.-
-Even if it took him years to see him again, that meeting also led him to give up his original plan of becoming an astrophysicist, and instead follow Kai's footsteps as an agent to be by his side.-
-...Heh, it's kind of funny. He screwed up so badly carrying around so much cash with him in his wallet, and it led him to get mugged... And yet, Kai managed to step in and save him.-
-Aichi just knew it was Kai in that moment, and Aichi wanted to repay Kai for everything he did for him. It was inspiring to see that Kai apparently made it to the U.S., and became an agent.-
-He doesn't know how, or why...-
-...But Aichi realized that he wanted to follow that path too.-
-Aichi's expression grows determined.-
"...I don't want to disappoint him. He's trusting me with this case, and I'm going to do everything I can!"
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 10th 2019 at 11:13:11 AM
Alright, so Mr. Aichi, who do you consider as your best friends?
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND YOU WEIRDO!
Milady, it's better if we don't react negatively to that, they must have no idea who I am, it's only natural that they'll ask that.
Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 10th 2019 at 10:24:27 AM
what the hell is that weird ball
im a human and i dont even own a hat
Edited by HyperReal on Jan 10th 2019 at 8:24:06 AM
Are you... a skeleton?
And what's that hat you have?
Well, as our creator put it, "You can't have a maid without a rock theme!".
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 10th 2019 at 12:24:31 PM
"What music do you two like?"
"Thanks, guys! Even my dear Pearl was relieved that I was alright. Anyways, we are writing a new song about that moment, and the freedom we gained from those monsters."
Edited by Berrenta on Jan 10th 2019 at 11:21:32 AM
Hey It's Marina, the one the octopus person the Inklings told us about!
How have you been lately? Y'know, after Galeem and Dharkon were defeated and you were saved from being under their control
No, my hair is naturally blue, I got it from my father
I suppose his world does not have any humans with blue hair
Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 10th 2019 at 11:26:16 AM
Does is you hair dye?
no u speak weird
Edited by HyperReal on Jan 10th 2019 at 9:27:11 AM
Why do you talk so strangely?
No, just friends.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 13th 2019 at 8:19:36 AM
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