<The Evo-fetch'd looks puzzlingly at the skinless animatronic, tilting his head to the side. He's clearly confused as to what he's looking at.>
<He stops to think on it for a while. Glancing at his Leek, he internally reasons it'd increase his odds of finding a good challenge. Looking back, he stands respectfully and nods.>
edited 15th Jan '17 3:37:28 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!You look really powerful. Can you help me in my quest for justice against the ones who killed my Master?
... You really are disgusting...
edited 15th Jan '17 8:01:55 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Do you want to join me, or will I have to kill you?
No. I'll kill you instead.
edited 16th Jan '17 7:36:17 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Bowser: You look tasty...can my minions tie you up and serve you as part of me and Princess Peach's wedding feast?
I'm both. You can say that I'm my universe's version of Gamera.
edited 15th Jan '17 9:06:42 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesSo... are you a dragon? Or a really big turtle?
Sangwoo...? Uhh... Sure, just don't be too rough...
See, it's funny because Killing Stalking and Blade & Soul are both online Korean works.
edited 15th Jan '17 9:13:25 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.You look like a young Sangwoo, can I cuddle you?
Actually, no, I've been held in captivity by a man whom I have a crush on but turns out to be a serial killer. For the past few months I've been fearing for my life, but on the flip side, he's been gradually treating me well.
edited 16th Jan '17 3:45:01 AM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.Oh dear, are you alright? You appear to be rather perturbed.
I'm afraid you're incorrect. I'm Water and Fairy, not a Ghost.
In fact, I believe it's the Fairy in me that can appreciate the desire to mess with others. And my Trainer is currently too busy to keep their eye on me so... do you have any particular tricks in mind?
edited 16th Jan '17 7:25:53 AM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobAre you a ghost too? Let's go scare some people!
Haven't you ever seen a Boo before? We live in the Mushroom Kingdom, you should come see us if you want a scare, heh heh!
edited 16th Jan '17 7:34:11 AM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyFor such a being, you truly look... very normal. What kind of ghost are you?
...For starters, I'm not an Earth "thing". I'm a Lunarian. I'm a "divine spirit" with certain qualities of an amanojaku.
...That is, my words lead to disaster, to put it mildly.
edited 17th Jan '17 7:40:55 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?So, what kind of Earth thing are ya?
Well, Rubies are common foot soldiers of the Diamond Authority, usually, though we're Yellow Diamond's personal squadron!
Basically, you're one of the foot soldiers now. Though we haven't had a war on Earth in what, 5000 years? -Doc
5000. -Eyeball.
Eyeball begins to zone out...
Anyway, welcome to the team, Ruby sized pal! -Navy
In the background, Eyeball continues to stare off into space, managing to unnerve even Army.
edited 16th Jan '17 5:28:23 PM by RandomWriter413
So... What does it mean to be an Honorary Ruby?
... What's a Squishie?
edited 16th Jan '17 6:01:41 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why hello there, random Squishie child! Has anyone ever told you that you remind me of a certain other Squishie that I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE?!
Why, I am an ELEVEEEEEN! FOR I AM THE MOST GENIUS SUPERVILLAIN IN THE GALAXY!!!
...That scale goes from "incompetent" to "smart", right?
edited 16th Jan '17 7:24:39 PM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyGrouchy Healer: So, on a scale of 0 to 10, how fuckin' incompetent are ya? This is a survey I'm doing for some shit called the "Legion of Doom" or whatever.
...Listen, you are perhaps the most adorable thing I have ever seen so I ain't gonna kick your ass for callin' me a mage. Damn assholes, those mages, every last one of them. I'm a HEALER. Can you spell that? H-E-A-L-E-R. I don't kill people usually, I just make them better.
...It's Revive, by the way. Bringing somebody back to life always has that unique blasphemous charm to me. I mean, I'm just some dude and yet I can go up to God's face and tell him to fuck off for the moment. That's a high you don't get tired of.
...Plus, you know, saving somebody's life isn't bad either. Tell anybody I said that and I'll shear you naked.
edited 18th Jan '17 11:48:51 AM by fredhot16
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.You're a mage too? What's your favorite spell?
I'm a summoner, so most of my spells revolve around my Familiar, Frisky. She's a great friend, really the only person I can trust now...
I can also summon bees. That's pretty cool.
edited 16th Jan '17 7:31:53 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Grouchy Healer: So...what kinda magic ya use?
The fuck should I know? My research doesn't cover whatever the fuck you're talking about. OY, MAGEY! He's got some esoteric shit to ask, I'll let you answer him!
edited 17th Jan '17 8:04:00 AM by fredhot16
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.I don't mean to be rude, but who are you? You look kind of creepy.
Kinda. It makes us immortal and lets us travel the multiverse, so that's really cool!
edited 16th Jan '17 9:20:25 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Does that mask give you any powers? I'm familiar with strange ones.
Yes. It's Giorno
edited 17th Jan '17 10:31:16 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Is that your baby? Congratulations!
Well, I'm called "Red" because I'm a redhead. But I like green more, so that's why I picked a green suit. And I'm called "Menace" because I'm the strongest member of L.O.S.E... but to be honest, I don't really like to menace people.
edited 17th Jan '17 6:20:05 AM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittySee, it's funny because Giorno's (DIO's child) conception of is one of the worst explained things in JoJo canon. Araki pretty much says "it just works." Seems to be quite the running phrase in Part 5 actually...
Red Menace? That's a really cool nickname! How'd you earn it?
It's a great mask!! Want one?
edited 17th Jan '17 6:35:30 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Grouchy Healer: The hell's up with that mask?
...What does it do?
Like hell I'll wear that creepy fucking thing. But...it wouldn't hurt to learn about it.
edited 17th Jan '17 7:39:32 AM by fredhot16
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.I'm kinda serious actually... Want one of my masks?
It turns you into a Shy Gal. Regardless of gender.
Hi! My name's G! I just wanted to know if you'd like one of our masks! Of course, I can leave if I'm disturbing you, but would you like one?
edited 17th Jan '17 8:00:50 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Who are ye? Why've ye come 'ere? Y-Ye dinnae mean to disturb me peaceful Loch, do ye?
F'rgive me, but ev'ry human I've met has been very disrespectful. Always tryin' tae tear down me home, or take photos and "prove" I'm real, and so on.
edited 17th Jan '17 8:03:58 AM by DrNoPuma
Very good kitty

Are you kids? I'm so sorry you saw me without a costume! I don't mean to scare you...
edited 15th Jan '17 4:06:36 PM by DrNoPuma
Very good kitty