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Let's be honest with ourselves here, a forum game like this was inevitable.
Hmm... You don't seem like the trusting type. So if we're gonna do this, let's set up some ground rules. One, we stay away from my village. They are mine to hurt and mine alone. Two, don't cross me. Don't ever cross me! If you do...
You'll know the meaning of this world better than anyone else.
edited 27th Sep '16 2:00:34 PM by BaconZorp
Will you join with me? Together, we can teach this world that it's kill or be killed!
NO!!! Don't you fuckin' dare touch me!
edited 27th Sep '16 2:11:32 PM by DrNoPuma
DON'T YOU WANNA TOUCHA THE CHILD?
Can I borrow some of your petals for science? SCIENCE!
Because I could blow you out of the sky with MY LASERS! FIRE NOW!
..Give him a minute.
edited 27th Sep '16 5:00:15 PM by RandomWriter413
so . . . why shouldn't i blast your ass with my missiles for conspiring to destroy America and the rest of this earth?
Can you please come help me?
He's like a rabbit... Spider... Thing. I don't know what he is, but he's probably the scariest person I've met yet!
edited 28th Sep '16 5:44:37 AM by BaconZorp
What is... that thing that calls itself "Dr. Doom"? It's even worse than Ken.
Because I am a hunter. I like ivory. I like money. I hate groups of damn animals trying to keep me from getting my kill. EAT LEAD, ELEPHANT!
edited 30th Sep '16 9:44:49 AM by arcada188
Sorry for sandwiching, this is bringing me great shame.
W-why do you take such pleasure in murder?
... I-it's just not right.
edited 30th Sep '16 1:36:13 PM by BaconZorp
Why don't you? Murder is awesome.
As my previous avatar, Well, my name is Demon Cat, so I... guess I'm a demon cat.
edited 1st Oct '16 5:22:32 AM by DrNoPuma
What are you, little fiend.
woah dude, what are you?
... yeah, i can't. i wish i was like that homestar guy, who uses levitation spells or something. but it just doesn't work like that, i guess.
edited 17th Oct '16 6:10:25 AM by BaconZorp
"Where are your arms? It doesn't look like you can hold anything."
"There is no place for humor in a galaxy that needs to be fixed."
edited 17th Oct '16 8:42:30 AM by RandomWriter413
As my previous avatar, Umlaut, Why so serious?
None of your business, you insipid little urchin!
edited 17th Oct '16 10:34:50 AM by DrNoPuma
you're, like, major old. how old are you?
admittedly, not easy. not only do i have no arms, but i can't understand anything my friends and family say. they just talk in weird non-sequiturs.
edited 17th Oct '16 10:34:21 AM by BaconZorp
edited 17th Oct '16 1:00:18 PM by Thefeeding
Aww, shucks. Y'all are gonna be friendly, right? I ain't lookin' for no trouble from no cosmic... overlords or whatever...
Well... 'cause I'm good at it, I guess. And it makes folks happy. Usually. But anythin' that makes others happy makes me happy, I say. I'd 'ave said I get free pies an' cakes, too, but y'all gotta pay for all the ingredients an' stuff.
edited 17th Oct '16 10:54:20 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
I don't understand. How are you so happy being a simple baker?
This will contain spoilers. Also, some parts may be wrong, because I may have misinterpreted some parts:
M-My friends and I were made by a man named Afton. We loved him at first because he g-gave us life! We were so excited to perform for children! But then Baby accidentally found out what w-we were all really meant for: Murder.
edited 18th Oct '16 5:27:09 AM by DrNoPuma
"That was kinda specific....Wait, chill...you actually understand what you're saying, robot dude? That's amaz- Who made you??"
Dude, it makes you go so fast it's like everyone else is frozen. The only way I actually stand a chance of getting outta this alive is if I have it and the psycho after me doesn't.
edited 19th Oct '16 6:53:35 PM by Murataku
why ya want tha watch so much???
the rainbow question iz a seeecret! but, i can answer your second question. NO! i mean, the hospital is, but we aren't!
edited 19th Oct '16 7:05:46 PM by BaconZorp
Did you dye your hair like that, or were you born with it, like me?
Do you even sterilize your equipment here?
Twi, I don't like the sound of this place...
We're here to teach others the Magic of Friendship, not take over the world!
And we don't normally wear clothes, except for special occasions.
edited 19th Oct '16 9:30:06 PM by TroperNo9001
Have you ever considered world domination? And why are you naked, you vile creatures?
I have many underlings. One can shoot air, the other can create illusions. Anyway, I am planning to kill the other maidens and get their powers. I have already down that to the Autumn maiden.
edited 20th Oct '16 9:13:36 AM by hamza678
Lady, have you considered maybe getting a partner? Or, alternatively, using your fancy-pancy bullshit magic powers to control ice, too? As it stands, you've only got control over one element - fire - and guess how well it'll go when you run into, say, some asshole kid next to a fire hydrant? Two words: ex-fucking-stinguished! The 'fucking' doesn't count, it's like a punctuation mark or something.
Hey, I'd love to know what cruel-ass god would fuck me over in this way, too. Beats me. It's like... I realise that I don't make much sense, 'cause if I actually did become number one, then I'd fuck myself over! But here I am, being a bitter asshole anyway! Because it's what I stand for! It's fucking insane!
edited 20th Oct '16 9:19:14 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
A number? How do you work? What kind of god would would make something like that?
did you escape our therapist's office?
i can't kill dem or else head nurse will b mad :(... so i just hurt dem reel bad!
edited 20th Oct '16 1:03:03 PM by BaconZorp
What's your favorite thing about killing people?
There's nothing fun about being good! Evil makes me happy!
edited 20th Oct '16 1:53:02 PM by DrNoPuma
"Have you ever thought of being good? It's nice!"
"It's SPARTAN armor! We all use it to fight evil!"
edited 21st Oct '16 8:56:43 AM by RandomWriter413
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