-Well, Ruru-
-So far, you have looted the "Holy Grail" (it's clearly fake, but a *real* replica), what appears to be an aged gold-plated firearm (though it looks modern), a cursed diamond, approximately $20,001 in loose money bundles (and one one-dollar coin), a golden ingot in the vague shape of Great Leader (instead of just being a golden statuette), what appears to be the blueprints for a prototype 30 megawatt anti-aircraft laser...-
-and the complete collection of Super Fighters Force Go! Alpha-
-Hey, it looked cool, and it's something you can watch when you're bored with these chumps :P-
-Meanwhile, Great Leader floors it through Central as all of the machine-gunners - through virtue of having to actually confront killing Great Leader - either don't fire, aim ahead of him, or aim where he was instead of where he was going-
-The ride only ends when a stray ricochet punctures his rear tire and the limo swings around-
-Great Leader regains control, and drifts it through the checkpoint and into an alley-
-an alley with a bus, and a few extremely confused Corvids-
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"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-The Corvids stare-
-There's immediate murmurings as Great Leader steps out-
-and then collapses onto the floor, hacking his lungs out and screeching in pain as the coughing fit he held back for six minutes catches up with him-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Corvid: ...you know what, fuck it. I could question why the hell you brought back this scourge on our society, but Central's been nothing but explosions and heavy weapons fire for the past 20 minutes and something tells me it's gonna spill into the whole goddamn city by this time next week.
EVERYONE ON THE BUS! WE'RE GETTING THE HELL OUT!
-The Corvids present run off towards the bus, as Great Leader's wife helps Omar support him-
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"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Great Leader: I'd like to request that I take it up with you. They will be able to heal me.
And once I am fixed, I canmake things right.
Corvid: Hey, Saf! I got a special delivery for you, and you aren't gonna believe it!
-The bus pulls out of the alleyway and drives off. You were hired to kill the man relaxing on it-
-But as you leave the burning Central, well... fuck it, close enough
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-Thirty minutes later, Safira is standing in front of Sinbad's when the bus pulls up next to the entrance-
-Great Leader steps out-
-Safira looks like she's hit a guru meditation-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Safira: ...what in the... what... what the fuck did you...
Great Leader: It is a long story. Know for now that I am on your side.
If you do not trust me, the Canary Contingency has been declared. Tomorrow the War Council will publish that I have passed of redlung. I will brief you.
-Safira stares at the group like they just pulled a rabbit out of a top hat-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Longram: "Holy crabcakes, this is fun~!" *Laughs evilly.*