(@Six) Cthylla: I ask you to repeat and possibly clarify.
(@Lisa) Cthylla: ... I am impressed by your size. Greatly.
(@Albert) Cthylla: Wait a moment, human. You know my uncle?
(@Longram) Hastur: Well... ~munch munch~ That sounds interesting, but what does it have to do with me- ~receives a call from Albert~
(@Albert) Hastur: ...Yes?
edited 14th Sep '16 11:44:51 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Six: -to Cthylla- Not much else to clarify. I walked in to check on a water leak, and found you.
And then you had a towel, when you didn't before and there were none near you.
Something isn't adding up, but I don't know what isn't...
edited 14th Sep '16 11:46:58 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."@Hastur Albert: "Apparently your Niece is here. In the lobby. Says her name is Cthylla. Well more like she said something that made my head ache and then Cthylla. How scared should I be?"
@Cthylla Albert: "Yes. Yes I do. He and his dad (I think) find amusement in my life."
edited 14th Sep '16 11:48:23 PM by Nemtsol
Will make dad jokes for friends.(@Six) Cthylla: ... Oh. ~sighs~ I apologize for letting my powers affect you through my voice.
(@Albert) Cthylla: I assume I've found the "court of jesting apes among whom your uncle travels" that Grandfather advised me to look for. The King In Yellow is among you then?
(@Lisa) Cthylla. Call me Cthylla. Yes, this order of consonants is acceptable in my home language. And it's a pleasure.
(@Albert) Hastur: Oh, she's already here? Wait for me, I'll arrive soon. And... Just don't do any threatening stuff unless you wanna get into trouble. ~hangs~
(@Longram) Hastur: I've thrown my ambitions away and don't regret it. But if you need my advice, feel free to ask. Now I must go and tend to some... urgent business. ~stands up, ready to leave~
edited 14th Sep '16 11:57:51 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Six: ...
-takes a step back, and doesn't speak as he finally puts two and two together-
-and the look on his face tells you he just rolled a full 6 SAN lost-
edited 14th Sep '16 11:57:37 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."@Cthylla Albert: "That sounds like Nayru, alright. Hastur keeps telling me he hates his title you know. Do you do the whole monster chest bus teeing thing too?"
@Six Albert: "I know that look, my advice? Drink like alcohol like a dying man in a desert drinks water."
edited 15th Sep '16 12:01:53 AM by Nemtsol
Will make dad jokes for friends.(@Lisa) Cthylla: ... ~watches Six leave~ I hope so. That incident was unintended.
(@Albert) Cthylla: I am unsure that you want a demonstration.
And then Hastur enters and sees his niece.
(@Team) Hastur: Oh, you're here already... Folks, let me introduce Cthylla, daughter of my brother Cthulhu. I'll be taking care of her for an unspecified amount of time.
Downstairs No Name notices Six.
(@Six) No Name: You look down, friend. What's wrong?
edited 15th Sep '16 12:20:09 AM by TheRiddleOfCards

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