-Swaps on the suit, putting his armor in his inventory- Albert: "Sounds lovely.
What's Catherine?"
Nya looks in genuine surprise at the fish-person showing out of nowhere before him, then folds his arms and exclaims, smirking.
Nyaru: Oh, so you are his mother? Does it make him a Deep One that will reach maturity soon? I wanna see him meeting you at the Devil's Reef.
(@Cath) Nyaru: I admit that it was funny, and I've supported the gag since that was a convenient way to mock him.
(@Albert) Nyaru: That's why I told you this isn't something you were meant to know, fool. Most of your iterations die at birth, and thus your Earth is by definition and the law of statistics doomed since either Enclave or Hastur take hold of it eventually! ~laughs maliciously~ Consider yourself one of the lucky bunch.
edited 30th Aug '16 10:13:54 AM by TheRiddleOfCards
(@Albert) Nyaru: After that Pint-Sized Slasher tale the funniest one for me is this one, indeed. A pity there's no Lone Wanderer who could've experienced it for me to commend his exploit. Witnessing an entire chrysalis of a world close to rebirth to fall victim to a miscarriage is a marvelous sight indeed. A pity I'm too bored of seeing it every place the world is dying in the multiverse.
(@Albert) Nyaru: It is all relative. I'm just an alien too advanced for you or most of the 3D world to comprehend, but even then I'm that way only since I dwell on a higher plane of existence and use my power to mess with your world. Guess how do 2D creatures that you aren't even aware of existence of treat humans? That's right. The way you would treat Nuclear Chaos Azathoth - as beings almighty, apathetic and uncaring.
Yes, Sun.
(@Okita) ???: Well, I know my way around weapons. And I won't even ask how did you learn of that. What's the deal?
edited 30th Aug '16 11:10:32 AM by TheRiddleOfCards
-Stares at Nyaru in confusion- @Nyaru Albert: "What? I just wanted to know if Bob was a god like you guys or not. I read comics. I understand the scale of caring based on size and power. 2D beings would see the world in a left or right fashion. To suddenly end up in a universe with 3D rules would be mind breaking for the 2D fellow. And the 3D world wouldn't normally care about the 2D persons problems as they seem like nonsense or just plain stupid. Useless little issues. Not worth caring about."
Will make dad jokes for friends.(@Albert) Nyaru: He's not, and Hastur isn't as well. I'll explain it once again. We're just aliens so evolved we seem gods to you, and what seems supernatural to you is perfectly reasonable to us. Hastur's son is just a life form greatly inferior to him, though in Lil' Hasty's current state even this is subject to doubts.

Nya smiles in approval and continues.
(@Albert) Nyaru: Well, I guess I could tell you as much as most ignorant Earthling cultists know, since it's still nothing. The Nameless mist is Yog-Sothoth's father, meaning that it has created the time and space even without The Big Bang that has sired the conventional universe. People call it The Milk Of The Void as it fills the interstices between the worlds and the universes, A breed of people called 'planeswalkers' call it 'The Blind Eternity', but even they have no understanding of whether it's sentient and what it actually is.