(@Hastur) Nyaru: Aww look who's twying to be bossy heaw.
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(@Henry) Nyaru: Indeed. Furthermore, there are multiple avatars of me in your world aside from this one simultaneously. Although I admit that The Lloigor were a mistake.
(@Albert) Hastur: He's a blabbermouth and generally a prick, but it was he who gave the idea of the nuclear bomb to mankind. Also he was Oda Nobunaga and a bunch of other influential people who messed up the world's history.
(@Quartz) Hastur: Don't overthink it, he likes spouting enigmatic crap that only he understands.
@Hastur Albert: "No, there was this guy that kept ranting about the sun, his headaches, and this worm. While booby trapping an entire alley.
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(@Lisa) Nyaru: It's only a matter of perspective, and pray to all space that you may never meet me in my thousand other forms. (c) ...Otherwise, I'd even say I'm pleased to meet you. ~smirks~
(@Albert) Hastur: Quite possibly. Though I'd assume that "the worm" in question would be Shudde M'ell, the Burrower of the Earth. A freaking huge dormant worm whose body can stretch through most of D.C. and the mere sight of which can drive one insane.
(@Quartz) Nyaru: Because most of them are too complex for mere Servitor Races to comprehend, since you apes are simultaneously shackled and kept warm at night by your ignorance.
(@Quartz) Hastur: ...And as you can observe, hailing from four-dimensional space usually makes one an arrogant dick. So it's either being a dick or being unable to comprehend stuff you won't ever get to see in 99,9% chance. Do you want to be a dick?

-Is just grinning and shaking his head- @Hastur Albert: "Your uncle is a little much, yeah?"
Will make dad jokes for friends.