(@Quartz) Hastur: Oh, that's much better. Since even after biological death proto-shoggoth's cells retain some semblance of life and can pretty much strangle the life outta you. But usuals shouldn't be that troublesome.
(@Asagi) Hastur: Well, some places tend to do it regularly. Let's see, there's that Miskatonic University, and... heard of the Umbrella Corporation?
(@Roy) Hastur: Calm down, you savage! The Multiverse is vast, and the number of Hells is no less. The one known to your people is a droplet of ignorance amidst the sea of possibilities. The one we seek is the one important to Asagi, known among advanced entities as The Noob Island.
(@Quartz) Hastur: I dunno shit about usual werewolves, they're too world-specific every time. If we'd been dealing with proto-shoggoths, I'd gladly help. But I can be close when you cut the corpse up anyway, if you want me to.
(@Roy) Hastur: Many do. It's not that it often matters for denizens of measly planets, galaxies or planes of existence. Lots of worlds with different laws. Hope you'll get used to it soon, it is fun.
(@Asagi) Hastur: Yes, multiple ones actually. They just like to touch that kinda stuff without putting gloves on first. Not that gloves would help in their case, though.
The King In Yellow then turns around and nods to people.
Hastur: See you later. Will try to meet that peculiar Sarah lady in person now.
And then he leaves, trying to find Sarah according to Roy's contact info.
edited 18th Aug '16 6:47:42 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Roy: "What should call our trip then, the Ultimate Road Trip? Across Universes?"
edited 18th Aug '16 6:50:55 PM by MrKirb
...A moment later Hastur comes back, holding a cellphone.
(@Roy) Hastur: As for me, sounds like shit. Also the contacts are rather... scarce.
He calls the number and waits for response.
edited 18th Aug '16 6:54:59 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Sarah: "Thanks. I don't mean to bother you or intrude on your day, but I've got something of a particular s̶̡i̴t̷u̶͘a̡͡ţi̢ơ̵n͝ that, as I hear, you have some knowledge about. I know I'm asking a stranger about this and you owe me nothing, but if you had the time, could we meet?"
[forum cryptid: it/it's](@Sarah) Hastur: Specify the situation. You have my interest, and that's enough. Oh, and was that an attempt to speak aklo? You'd rather stop if you don't want C̬͙̙͍͖̺̱̘̺͉̱̙̕͘͞͝ͅO̡̝̥͔̖̲̦͍͚͉̪̭͕̼͝͠ͅN̶̥̠͍̖̮̯͜͜͟S̨̕҉̡̥͔̭̯̱̥̫̺̦̪͖̗̱͟E̸̡̨̻̬̝̺̟̱̘̰̯͈͇͓͜͠Q͏̺̘͇̩Ṷ͚͉̻̥͚̬͎̤͠ͅẸ̢̡̲͕̥̮Ǹ̵̵͏̼̞̻̗͇̘̹͖͇̖̠̪̪̮C͜͝҉̛̥̝̮̞͎͉̲̝̞̣È҉̞͖͈̙̀͢S̶̶̶̟̣̗̠̦̭̜̗̦̻͎͚̬̼͇̗͖̕͡ ̶̧̘̼͈̩̳͕͟T̵̪͔̗͖͉́O̷̳̠͕̩̦̭̝̳̘̙͚̳̺̮̰̝̳͟͞͠ ̴̟̦̲̮͈͖͍̩̺͖͜͡ͅF̷̵̛͓̩̰͓͍͚̲͇̮̬̣͍̜̦̮͟ͅͅƠ̧̞̩̜͉̜̱̻̹̟̟̝͓̳̝͕͉̞͘Ļ̸̠͇̖̪́L̴̗͔̖̺̞̖̯͘̕͟O͜҉̪̗̲̫̠̣͔̰̲̼͉̳̖W̵̨͙͓̫̝̳̘͉̱̪͚͜͟/͠҉̟̜̤̙̗̭̘͎̣̙̰͍̘̟̰̯͜ͅ.̫̱͉̞̤̜
Windows just got crisscrossed with cracks and some street lights' bulbs have popped like balloons, showering the street with glass shards.
edited 18th Aug '16 7:12:07 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Sarah: "I have no idea what aklo is. My lack of information is why I wanted to speak with you...or really, anyone who might know something about this."
It seems she's unaware that she spoke.... whatever it was.
i'm just using the zalgotext because it pretty handily makes it clear that something is going on with her speech, but it should be noted that she is not speaking the same dialect as hastur is.
[forum cryptid: it/it's](@Sarah) Hastur: Oh. So that wasn't done voluntarily. And it was distorted that way. It's even more interesting then. Could you meet me according to the address I'd name? It's... ~takes a glance at the house signs around~ 4th Grid Intersect. Block 13.
edited 18th Aug '16 7:20:46 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

(@Quartz) Hastur: You mean the proto-shoggoth one? That would be a mess, believe me.
(@Roy) Hastur: Well, I thought to go out to the theater, to have a milkshake, then to try and find transport to Hell... Nothing unusual.
(@Asagi) Hastur: Why what?