Ancat is currently playing Super Smash Brothers Ultimate against the computer. He is playing against Theresa May, and their character is Elon Musk. This is perfectly normal. With well over 70 characters, there were bound to be a few that didn't get the attention of the wider gaming community. Anyways, Ancat really seems to like spamming those rockets. And that side special where he drives around in a magic electric car. Holy shit, is that going to be allowed in tourneys? May retaliates by throwing several bills at Musk, but this proves largely ineffective against Musk's arsenal.
Things seem rather one sided, but eventually May gets her smash meter up. She then uses her Final Smash, which involves her pulling out a giant sword and flying across the screen while yelling "I WILL NEVER RESIGN, BITCH." Unfortunately, this attack fails to land and she dashes across the blast zone to her death. Thanks to the incredible special effects and graphical presentation, the Daily Mail assumes this is real and releases an article stating that Theresa May is officially dead. This causes extreme panic all across England for several hours until May remembers how to use a phone and confirms she is alive.
Did any of that actually happen? Nobody knows for sure. Nobody cares. Point is, people are around.
-A few hours after Oliver has looked for a train, he might notice that some of the villagers passing by are talking amongst themselves...about some kind of nutty woman making a spectacle near the house of the samurai lord there that's drawing in the local kids-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-The good news is, Oliver managed to find a train-
-...There ends the good news-
-The bad news is, the only train he was able to peacefully charter is currently out of town and will be for some time-
-In any event, as the Pilot ruminates on this, he overhears "nutty woman" and "kids"-
-Curious, he decides to head over and investigate-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Oliver sees a bunch of kids watching what appears to be...a puppet show of someone's interpretation of the legend of Saint Nicholas. The voice...is Asagi's-
-Apparently, at the part of the story that Oliver walked in on, the great "Sanda-San" is fighting off giant robot crabs over the Atlantic ocean-
-Most of the fox kids watching have no idea what a "robotto" or what a "Taiseiyō no" is, but it's still better than playing in the streets with a ball like they normally do-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)

Oliver: I take it that means I should go looking for some trains?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."