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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71051: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:38:04 PM

(@Mercuria)Baru: "...you know, I probably should have asked him beforehand if he was allergic to Almonds..." ._.

(@Lionel)Baru: "They are! Nobody exploded yet!" D:

~Barbara, you start to feel every hair on your body stand up and tingle~

~pretty badly, in fact~

~and now your whole body feels itchy and unusually warm~

~also it feels like you should really shave your legs again sometime~

~and your arms~

~and your face~

~...oh god, you are completely covered in a layer of thick, blonde hair, making you look like Norse Valkyrie Bigfoot~

~Barbara has consumed a bottle of Baldness-B-Gone (EXTRA EXTRA STRONG)~

~meanwhile, Lisa's potion is very light and tasteless, almost as if she drank nothing at all~

~as she breathes, she notices a powerful gust of wind escaping her mouth and nostrils when she exhales~

~it seems she got her hands on a Storm Breath Elixir, allowing her to finally supplant Hathor as the best wind-based giant waifu in Hil's char roster~

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#71052: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:39:10 PM

Barbara: ....

-Looks at the mirror-

-Screams-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#71053: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:45:00 PM

Mercuria: Well, I suppose this is why you're giving it to the people who have superhuman constitution.

-And then she looks over at Barbara, then back at Baru-

Mercuria: Is that supposed to happen?

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#71054: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:46:24 PM

Lisa: "...So-"

Suddenly, a gust of wind comes out of Lisa's mouth, knocking around random objects in the room and making a huge mess.

Lisa: "Woops!"

...And again. :v

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71055: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:57:26 PM

(@Mercuria)Baru: "No, see, I can't- gah!"

~just barely manages to catch some potion bottles that got sent flying by Lisa's exhalation~

~one of them however escapes her grasp and smashes agains the wall behind her, the liquid that was inside now eating through the wallpaper~

Baru: "...huh. Guess that one does take on mildly corrosive properties when mixed with dogtooth and left to rest for a few hours after all." >_>

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#71056: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:58:51 PM

-Einar finally finishes barfing, having recovered from the horror of that anime-

Einar: ok...ok, I think it's over now. oh boy, I never want to try that again.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#71057: Sep 6th 2018 at 12:58:54 PM

Lionel: ... Well, I mean, it ain't exploding people, technically.

I'll go get the cleaning supplies >.>

Edited by FokiasTheJester on Sep 6th 2018 at 9:58:31 PM

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71059: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:07:05 PM

(@Lionel)Baru: "And maybe some shaving cream and a razor for Barb." >_<

(@Einar)Baru:" Can you try to describe the experience?"

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#71060: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:10:54 PM

Lionel: More like a hedge trimmer. I think we got one in the shed...

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#71061: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:11:54 PM

Barbara: -Glares daggers at Lionel-

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#71062: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:13:47 PM

Einar: I saw all the flaws in anything I looked at, like the fact that Barbara's sword isn't properly cleaned due to the smudges, that your letters were not properly aligned in your sign, and the Lisa watched an anime called master of ragna-

-and Einar proceeds to start vomiting again before he can finish the anime title-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#71063: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:15:48 PM

Mercuria: ...We might need to also get some stomach medication. Before this man vomits a hole through the floor.

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71064: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:16:24 PM

(@Barbara+Lionel)Baru: "I mean, I know a recipe for a very potent hair removal potion, but it'd kinda sorta maybe work too well..." >_>

~points to the hair on Barbara's scalp~

(@Einar)Baru: "Oh, that's... very peculiar. Also gross." >_<

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#71065: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:17:21 PM

Barbara: If I go bald, I am shoving all these potions up your ass.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#71066: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:18:31 PM

Lionel (@Barbara): Nothin' against you, lass, but we might have to break out the power tools or we'll be here all day.

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#71067: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:20:21 PM

Barbara: Fine. Whatever. >.<

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71068: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:20:56 PM

Baru: ~cringes~

"...alright, that's a no for that option then." ._.

Edited by LeChuck4 on Sep 6th 2018 at 10:24:52 AM

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#71069: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:32:33 PM

Lisa gasps at Einar.

Lisa: "Nooooo! Nobody can know about that! That's a shameful secret!"

The wind is going crazy right now, much like the minds of the people who gave Master of Ragnarok good reviews.

Edited by HilarityEnsues on Sep 6th 2018 at 4:32:51 AM

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#71070: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:40:08 PM

-Mercuria's dress is blown near everywhere as she struggles to not get blown around by using the couch as a barrier-

Mercuria: I both praise and curse your genius, alchemist, for making something incredibly potent!

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71071: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:41:15 PM

Baru: ~has taken shelter behind her stand and shouts back at Mercuria's direction~

"Thank you! Your praise means a lot to me!"

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#71072: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:43:09 PM

-Barbara is just the grumpiest Cousin It right now-

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#71073: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:43:49 PM

-Unfortunately because all the wind flying around, that also means that Einar's vomit is also flying around the room and getting splattered across the walls-

-The space marine meanwhile just groans having finally stopped the second round before he gets slams his helmet back on and mutes his external speakers so that he can't hear anything-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#71074: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:44:51 PM

Baru:" Lisa! Please do us all a favor and try to stop breathing!"

Imca (Veteran)
#71075: Sep 6th 2018 at 1:49:48 PM

-It is about this time that Suzu enters the pent house carrying a cake box, and a bottle of sake-

Suzu: Hey Guys whats....

-She just looks side to side, and now very lost-


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