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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70677: Aug 8th 2018 at 1:59:03 PM

-Oliver waves Nova and Suzu over-

Oliver: We need to go into those mines. Apparently the Princess needs to head through for a rite of passage, but they're sort of... infested.

Expect tight quarters. And if you see anyone that doesn't look evil, try not to shoot 'em.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#70678: Aug 8th 2018 at 2:01:12 PM

-Nova who is as a note, currently down to just a body suit and a bow for new players-

Nova: ...

I sould find that cowboy, sounds like a job for a shotgun.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70679: Aug 8th 2018 at 2:17:01 PM

Oliver: Yeah. I should consider looking into one of those. >.>

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#70680: Aug 8th 2018 at 2:28:16 PM

Nova: I think he only has the one.... if he wants to use it himself though, that would mean I might be better off going primitive.

....

Bow is too slow, and only so much ammo for the revolver, might as well grab a polearm.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70681: Aug 8th 2018 at 2:31:49 PM

Oliver: You know what, count me in on that. Might be a better idea than a big machine gun in close quarters.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70682: Aug 8th 2018 at 2:34:28 PM

Voldh: An adequate proposal. Should this town fail to avail a blacksmith for those needs, this one may be able to craft something rudimentary with some scraps.

Edited by FokiasTheJester on Aug 8th 2018 at 11:35:39 AM

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#70683: Aug 8th 2018 at 5:23:35 PM

Lulu: *Is around again.*

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70684: Aug 8th 2018 at 5:35:02 PM

-And so Oliver goes looking for somebody who can sell him a pike-

-Or a halberd-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70685: Aug 8th 2018 at 6:57:56 PM

-You would probably have a harder time finding a bathroom than you would a vendor for armaments in a place like this-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70686: Aug 8th 2018 at 7:04:25 PM

-And so, ten minutes later (and an amount of cash the GM finds favorable poorer), Oliver is now carrying a rather basic halberd-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#70687: Aug 8th 2018 at 7:32:25 PM

-Nova herself tries to cash in on the closest thing to a naginata they would have-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70688: Aug 8th 2018 at 7:38:48 PM

-Well, Nova, while you could probably commission a blacksmith to make you a naginata...it probably would take days, since it does not appear to be a common design around here. There are glaives for sale, and fauchards if you want to go older school-

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AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
#70689: Aug 8th 2018 at 10:45:41 PM

- Lynn searches out a lozenge shield for a decent price

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70690: Aug 9th 2018 at 2:48:13 PM

-If you're a decent haggler, you could probably wrangle one out of someone. Are you?-

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AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
#70691: Aug 9th 2018 at 8:49:30 PM

-Lynn is hardly skilled in bartering.-

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70692: Aug 10th 2018 at 12:27:37 PM

-Meanwhile, Voldh is waiting for the others, tinkering with his own weapon-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70693: Aug 10th 2018 at 5:46:48 PM

-You would be able to obtain it, Lynn, but at a substantial price-

-Although you do get the occasional odd glance from passerby, you are now the owner of a new shield-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70694: Aug 11th 2018 at 2:42:05 PM

-Oliver arrives, carrying his new halberd with him-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
#70695: Aug 11th 2018 at 11:08:34 PM

-Lynn gazes at Oliver quizzically.-

"A polearm in a cramped environment seems unwieldy at best."

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70696: Aug 12th 2018 at 6:41:26 AM

Oliver: Stay back, poke anything that tries to get close. It's only unwieldy if you run right into the middle of a fight with it.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70697: Aug 12th 2018 at 11:23:34 AM

Voldh: -nods- A stabbing implement is an adequate match for the subterranean confines of the mine yonder. The manufactured tunnels should not be as twisty as to prohibit their use.

AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
#70698: Aug 14th 2018 at 12:38:27 AM

-Lynn was still wary of this reasoning. While the pointy end of a polearm may cause foes to run, a shield works better to actually get them away. Plus, far easier to handle in confined spaces.-

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70699: Aug 14th 2018 at 11:22:45 AM

Voldh: That said, are there any other matters to attend to before we depart?

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#70700: Aug 14th 2018 at 3:32:41 PM

-Cecilia enters the hotel, thankful for wide doors-


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