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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70576: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:12:35 PM

Oliver: Ooooooh. So we've still got some distance left to travel.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70577: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:20:52 PM

Voldh: And with a far more valuable cargo than what we started with. Surely, this might attract some unwanted attention...

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70578: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:27:34 PM

Goblin Princess: Yep! grin

-She looks at the cyclops with some degree of confusion, clearly not really getting what he means-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70579: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:32:26 PM

Oliver: -to Voldh- I have a lot of ammunition.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70580: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:38:19 PM

Voldh: Let us hope it will suffice to discourage potential robbers.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70581: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:39:10 PM

Goblin Princess: Oh. Okay. No idea why anyone wantah rob me, though.

-And so she begins hauling her sack of...stuff down the street-

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FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70582: Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:53:59 PM

Voldh: -follows along- Some do envy that which does not belong to them.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70583: Aug 2nd 2018 at 1:17:10 PM

-Oliver follows the princess down the street, keeping an eye out for any would-be thieves-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70584: Aug 2nd 2018 at 1:28:54 PM

-You spot a couple of would-be muggers, but Oliver's presence intimidates them-

-Soon, the goblin Princess and her bodyguards arrive at a super fancy looking place labeled "Merchant's Guild". Even the sign has that loopy cursive which must have been hard to carve-

-Girl goes right on in-

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#70585: Aug 2nd 2018 at 1:29:26 PM

-Mindy follows along-

Mindy: @Voidh: Not a lot of horses huh? Darn, that's a shame.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70586: Aug 2nd 2018 at 1:31:49 PM

Voldh: Not a lot of anything, really. The Combine's pointed efforts to drain the Earth for all it is worth has put a sizable dent in the ecosystem.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70587: Aug 2nd 2018 at 1:33:44 PM

-Oliver attempts to follow the Princess in-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#70588: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:12:02 PM

Mindy: These Combine fellers sound like real jerks. D:

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70589: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:18:51 PM

-Oliver can totally go in-

-He can see a very nice looking building, with a stodgy looking cleric who vaguely reminds him of Bruce. In that it looks quite like a humanoid dog in clothing and glasses, not being disturbingly attractive and buff-

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FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#70590: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:31:24 PM

Voldh: -follows along- If only this was not an understatement; This is not the first world we have seen them enslave.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70591: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:34:50 PM

-Oliver waves to the cleric-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70592: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:41:30 PM

-The cleric waves back and talks...in a rather thick accent-

Cleric: May I help you?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70593: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:58:39 PM

Oliver: Do you know where the goblin that just walked in went? I'm her bodyguard.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70594: Aug 2nd 2018 at 3:05:42 PM

-The Cleric thinks a bit-

Cleric: Oh, yes. That one. Down the hall, room B15, on your right. Had quite a lot of jewels, that one...

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70595: Aug 2nd 2018 at 3:24:55 PM

-Oliver nods, then proceeds down the hall and into B15-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70596: Aug 2nd 2018 at 3:40:16 PM

-Two things you notice-

-One, the numbering system doesn't make sense as you have to go 27 doors down to get to B17-

-Secondly, you find the goblin Princess talking to some kind of humanoid dog dressed up in bright and beautifully woven wool robes and a turban, both being very animated-

-They're speaking in a horrific guttural exchange of noises that you vaguely recognize the as "Irish"-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70597: Aug 2nd 2018 at 3:59:41 PM

-After taking way too long to figure this out, Oliver finally arrives to oversee the transaction-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#70598: Aug 3rd 2018 at 11:19:25 PM

-When Oliver walks over, he can see their talk become extremely animated...then pause as the dog man looks over at Oliver-

Dog Man: Are you with Princess here?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#70599: Aug 3rd 2018 at 11:22:05 PM

Oliver: Yep. She can confirm.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#70600: Aug 4th 2018 at 10:27:15 AM

-A woman enters town, finishing off her canteen and looking tired-


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