Big Guy: Huh. We were hired to capture some kinda goblin princess. Weird coincidence.
Course, I don't know how you can call an ugly monster like this a princess. But the party leader swears it's what we came to do, so I'm not questioning it.
There might be another one in the near kingdom, though. I could tell you a shortcut there for a gold coin or two.
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Ges: alrighty, I think we're set. You guys got any gold we can use to pay the man?
-there is a sound
that seems to be coming from ges now, though it is quieter than the one in the video, though he acts like he can't even hear it-
-The moment that Ges brought out his cannon, every single one of them scatters and high-tails it out of there-
-...Leaving the man in the gaudy clothes in the dust, who can only let out a very single "Oh bugger m-" before he gets a full blast in the face and keels over, his face now resembling overcooked sausage more than a human face-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-One of the fleeing individuals, a woman in a very flashy set of robes is hit in the back and falls, although it doesn't look like a fatal shot, since the projectile somehow got deflected-
-The armored man's leg is caught and he trips...which leads to him accidentally hurling the moving sack forward due to his momentum-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-The sack is opened up. Ges sees a...well, he sees a tied up and gagged goblin. Albeit one that looks a bit more cute than the rest, possibly because of the miniature crown on its head and the fact it's not dressed in rags but actually nice clothing-
-By this point, beyond the three adventurers who are incapacitated, most of them have run off. The clownish looking man is still on the ground, the armored guy is trying to pull off the lasso, and the extravagant robed lady is still on the ground-
-...Although Ges can hear a strange chanting going on in the distance-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Oliver notes down the fact that she is an elf, and that this makes things much more complicated-
-Nevertheless, he backs away from the woman slowly, keeping his weapon trained all the while, until he reaches a safe enough distance to disengage-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Ges: "Oh, my friends and I had to rescue a princess from some evil doers. She had been kidnapped apparently."