-The old creature stares at Oliver for a moment, then temporarily enters the house. There is a LOT of yelling from what little you can make out. The old creature then comes right back out and looks at Oliver once again-
???: Sorry about that. Twiggy sent out so damn many of th' things we thought nobody'd answer. Well, just come on in, come on in and let me make you some grub as thanks for coming all this way. Also...
-She points her staff at Tohryu-
???: Get that one a sweater or a jacket. Girls like her shouldn't be dressing so tawdry these days.
-She hobbles back into the house-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-You cross over into the threshold of the house by following the old living artifact. Looking inside, it looks much bigger on the inside than on the outside, although a few of you really tall visitors might need to bend down to not hit the ceiling in a couple places. The grounds look rather comfortable. Drawings adorn the walls next to cleaned up animal skulls, large looking sofas with throw pillows on them are in front of odd looking knicknacks and statues. You see what look like particularly ugly green humanoid monkey-like creatures with large ears and pronounced noses, dressed in rags or very simple farm clothing. Many of them utter their strange scratchy language while pointing at you guys in awe, muttering "giant" or "golem" or various other common english words for fantastical creature-
-...Until they spot Tohryu. One of them stares intently at her wings and screams "DRAGONCHILD!" while looking terrified-
-This sets off a chain reaction of panic. Every green creature screaming and running around everywhere in circles, making a mess of the place around you-
-...Every creature except the oldest looking green creature leading you, who doesn't look like she even notices as she keeps making her way to the kitchen-
-As far as welcomes go, this is still markedly better than that one in Hoshiniha-
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We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Man, it is kinda cramped in here. Whatever this old lady creature is cooking smells okay, but it's definitely not a place to play with knives in here-
???: Let me take a guess, you're adventurers and not just here to visit yer old granma, are you?
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Oliver: Yep. What gave it away?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-A giant cowgirl
rides her mechanical steed
across the wild Texas desert. Except instead of the Texas desert, its the location where everyone else in-
Mindy: What in tarnation...? Huh, looks like we ain't in Texas anymore.
-She approaches the old woman and the other characters-
Mindy: Howdy y'all. Anyone know where I am?
-The old woman doesn't seem at all perturbed to see Mindy-
???: Well, what a surprise t'see a giant come down from the mountains! You're here in Goblinstead, young lady. Just call me "Gran", everyone does. You here for some home cooking, or you gotten lost on your way to the city?
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)

-Oliver doesn't even flinch when he's bopped, seeing as he's so used to that happening-
Oliver: Heard a rumor that a princess around here had been captured.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."