Einar: My friends and I had to hunt down a scipian blood sucker. I would say compare it to that tentacle creatures from your anime, only at the end of each tentacle is a gaping mouth with a proboscis that will suck your body dry of blood in an instant in addition to being 20 feet tall. The 5 of us were given the task by the guardian of Tryzel swamp to prove our worth. We managed to kill it, one of my friends jammed his sword through the thing's eye and I set it on fire before we dropped a tree on it.
After that, I had to go without food for 7 days and then try to steal a Scipian pig from a group of battle brothers. That was a wild night as I had never rode a pig before, and honestly I never want to again but somehow I got the bacon past them.
The last thing I had to endure was the surgery, but apparently that was the easy part. I barely even remember it as apparently they had given me anesthetic, though I've heard other chapters don't do that.
edited 4th Jun '18 11:55:54 AM by Bcom
Einar: Asagi it's not a fraternity.
-smash cut to a group of 3 kerberos marines in full battle armor shouting 'Chug! Chug! Chug!' at another marine who is currently chugging an entire keg of space wolf pattern alcohol-
We're a group of warriors who gave up normal human lives to defend the rest of humanity from things far more heinous than we could possibly imagine.
-another cut to a marine being forced to do laundry by a chapter serf due to spray painting his name on a land raider-

Asagi: Part of my DNA appears to be humanish. Does that make me a mutant? >.>
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