-Everyone falls into the void to face their doom-
-...Save for Asagi, who finally looks at peace as she eventually lets go of the regenesis device while plummeting into the void, her mind having achieved the one thing it has sought for over hundreds of years more than the sweet release of death-
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We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-...when your vision returns, you're back in your apartment at... Terminus? Everything looks almost exactly as you left it when you all had to run away, though all the stuff you packed up looks pristine while everything you left behind is so dusty you're fairly sure you're getting allergies just from looking at it-
-Also, you're all on the couch, except for Gespenst and VEGA, who are too big to fit on the couch, so instead they're outside and looking in. You've all got pizza in your hands and are actively eating it (or rather, smearing it all over your face if you're otherwise not capable of ingesting it, including the giant robots), and...-
-...oh for fuck's sake, we're watching the news again? Alright, let's just get it over with...-
...unfortunately, however, despite a lack of information on what, exactly, "skub" is, there is no denying the effect it is having on the Pacific District at the moment. The death toll is expected to continue to rise, as despite the full release of all viable riot control measures, there seems to be no end to the fires burning in this section of the station.
Now, onto the Terminus Variety Hour! Here at the News Terminal, there are so many things going on around our galaxy that we really can't get to everything or give it the time it deserves. The Variety Hour, for those of us who are new to the program, is where we at least shed a light on some of the stories that at least deserve to be told, even if only for a few moments.
Terminus Station has announced today that they have launched a new cryptocurrency, Terminuscoin. An attempt to capitalize on the uncharted market of crypto to provide further increases to tax revenue, Terminuscoin has been assigned the "TCN" ticker. While, for now, the coin is expected to run itself during its first two weeks, Terminus Station is interested in acquiring a new Chief Coin Officer to ensure that Terminuscoin grows properly and becomes successful. If you're interested in the job, please apply at City Hall.
Notorious vulpine bandit Lupo Ironwills, and his partner in crime Levin Maelstrom, have reportedly been arrested today. At large for robbing financial institutions and sexually harassing metahumans across the N4/S4 Arm, their perversions appeared to get the better of them after they were pulled over recently by a kitsune sheriff. Acting immediately upon their reported compulsion to "touch fluffy tail", they were promptly beaten down by the sheriff and taken into custody. Lupo and Levin are currently awaiting bail.
City Hall has been experiencing difficulties operating into the fifth day of protests at its doors. The protests are headed by anarcho-capitalists hailing from the colony world of Atlas' Shrug, which was recently absorbed into Andromedian territory proper and assigned to be governed by Terminus Station. The protesters allege that, in rescinding the right of Atlas' Shrug's residents to recreationally utilize weapons of mass destruction, that they are violating the colony's equivalent of a constitution, the "Non-Aggression Principle". Negotiations are ongoing.
ANDROPOL's latest report on the Rapture Case indicates they are continuing to encounter difficulties making headway. As is well reported, one year ago approximately 15% of Andromeda's population appears to have inexplicably disappeared. ANDROPOL has ruled out a stealth trafficking network, but are continuing to investigate after discovering unknown...
...SHUT DOWN AFTER HITTING PRESET KILL LIMITS | TCN
2068 | LOCAL DISGRACE-TURNED-TECH-DARLING "ROBIN HOOD" NOW LOCAL TECH-DARLING-TURNED-DISGRACE, AGAIN, AFTER IMPOTENT FOUNDER EXPLODES, AGAIN | HEAVILY SCARRED FORMER TDF SOLDIER ARRESTED AFTER EXECUTING SCIENCE WORKER WITH A REVOLVER; MOTIVE STATED TO BE "HE FUCKED UP MY FACE" | TCN
4021 | RESEARCH COMMISSION CONTINUING TO INVESTIGATE RECENT 650% INCREASE IN PICKLE-RELATED INJURIES AMONGST FIELD WORKERS | STUNNING FOOTAGE OF ANDROMEDAN MARSHALL DEFEATING HEAVILY ARMED RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS WITH THROWING SHOVELS GOES VIRAL | TCN
792 | AGI RESEARCHERS BEFUDDLED WHEN MACHINE SMARTER THAN EVERYTHING IN THE GALAXY COMBINED TURNS SELF OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTER ACTIVATION | WAKANDAN ASYNCHRONOUS OPTIMIZED ANTISTABILIZATION EXPERIMENT HAS CONCLUDED; OFFERS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE WE ARE LIVING IN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE | TCN
1294 | MISSING WOMAN LAST SEEN ENTERING POLICE BOX ALONGSIDE STRANGE MAN WITH FUNNY SCREWDRIVER | LOCAL NEWFIE'S CAUSE OF DEATH DECLARED TO BE "ADORABILITY POISONING" AFTER...
edited 1st Apr '18 4:16:05 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Momonga slowly opens her eyes and looks at Barbara, a bit confused as to what just happened...but just keeps embracing because after what they went through, they don't care. Judging by how the blonde-haired paladin responds, they're both in agreement on that account-
-Omar looks at the pizza with a bit of confusion, before continuing to eat it. Because it's pretty good pizza-
-Mercuria, despite looking fine with her slice of pepperoni in her hand...just collapses onto the floor, looking like she ran a marathon-
Asagi: ...
...Did...did we just...win?
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We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Oliver takes a good few moments to look at the pizza in his hand-
-His lights are all blue again-
Oliver: ...I need to go for a walk.
-He gets up, puts his crumpled slice of pizza onto the table, and leaves-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

-And so VEGA falls into the void, confused and flailing about-
-As does Oliver, but still restrained by Ao's magic, so with less flailing about-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."