(@Bruce) Lavinia: I've been raised in an inbred rural family of witches and warlocks that copulate with stuff I can't properly describe without using mutually contradictive physiological descriptions. ... Don't jump to conclusions, I'm still a virgin. But still, "Bad Influence" is sorta my middle name.
(@Bruce) Lavinia: Hm. That's... not that far away from where my family is situated, to be honest. And... I'm amazed that someone has ever paid attention to our village's existence. ~glances sideways with a blush of surprise
◊~ Someone who's not a monster hunter or a paranormal investigator, at least.
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(@Bruce) Lavinia: There must be a time gap between our worlds' iterations of Dunwich since the place where I grew up, despite it being 1920-s, hasn't ventured far from Puritan Salem. ~sighs~ Even my family looks like poster folks for American Gothic... except for my brothers though. They've always managed to blend in.

Roy: "After slayin' the Mattervore. Maybe."