Momonga: Very well. Do you know how to read this "japanese" language? Because I have a copy of his lectures on me right now.
Asagi: You know...I haven't met many paladins besides you that act like you do. Most paladins I saw were in video games, and it got browbeat into me by alla you that video games aren't real life. >.> We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Asagi: When you said you were a paladin, I imagined, like a fifty foot tall beautiful warrior bathed in holy light and carrying a sword the size of a skyscraper with a shield and a choir of angels singing in the background.
...You're definitely quite as larger-than-life as that. Still pretty though.
Momonga: Very well. Feel free to read it as long as you would like then.
-She pulls out an incredibly well-worn book from in her robes. On the front is an image of five rings interlocked-
This is admittedly only the first of several books that encompass his teachings, but I keep it for light reading.
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Asagi: Could I become a paladin?
-Well, for being a scholarly book, it is...not as dry as it could have been. It almost looks like a long conversation between friends, even with all the incredibly confusing metaphors and witticisms spread throughout- We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Oliver: What gave it away?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Oliver: -to Barbara- Riddle me this. Even if I did have a robodong, name one person who would willingly sleep with this guy.
-Indicates his "face"-
-It's... not conventionally attractive-
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"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Asagi: Really? What was it about?
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