-Grinch laughs-
Grinch: You fool! Microsoft stopped making games after the failure of the Xbox Two! Every true gamer knows that!
@Asagi: And what do you have that could possibly stand up to these ancient, powerful gaming relics I have obtained?
@Suzu: Wait, the Atari? -gasp- My collection is incomplete!
edited 20th Jan '18 1:34:41 PM by HilarityEnsues
-Lisa curses that she couldn't be here for the nerdiest battle ever, or she would if she was aware of what was going on right now-
Grinch: The game boy?! No, how did you... Noooo! This isn't possible!
@Roy: Silence, spade face!
That's it! It is time for us to battle in the only arena you can in the internet - the arena of gaming!
-Suddenly the Grinch pulls out several lightsabers and blasters using his tentacles-
-That's right, you're playing BF 2-
Let the battle begin!
-Suzu receives a box containing a high tech laser cannon-
-this game really is pay to win-
-The Grinch manages to slice up most of the boxes that come his way, but one of them hits him square in the jaw-
Grinch: Nooo! Somehow playing a video game has injured me!
-A drone appears overhead and fires two missiles labeled "Pride" and "Accomplishment" at the gang-
-*One of the purple crosshairs switched from tentacle to drone. All six crosshairs then became twitching skulls and the revolving is spinning and glowing like crazy.*
Roy: "It's high moon-I mean, noon! Damn, I can't get that right!"
-* 6x blams from a rapid firing quickdraw! Five at lightsaber tentacles and 1 at drone. His green energy bar depleted.*
edited 20th Jan '18 2:19:58 PM by MrKirb
-Suzu, you are now wearing a very skimpy bikini-
-You aren't guaranteed to get weapons from lootboxes, after all-
-Your combined efforts manage to blow up the missiles-
-Roy also manages to shoot one of the Grinch's tentacles-
-Seeing Asagi charging at him, the Grinch panics and fires a laser made of on-disc DLC at her-
Roy: "Aw sweet!" *Takes the dropped lightsaber.*
"Hello sexy, you comin' me~!" *Puts away lightsaber then notices Suzu.*
@Suzu "Oh my~!" *Too distracted to fight right now, causing him to trip and fall.*
edited 20th Jan '18 2:32:40 PM by MrKirb

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Asagi rolls...20. With an additional modifier of +25. Because this is already the level her mind operates at, going any lower would probably warp the space around her-Asagi: A cunning plan indeed, but I too have the power of gaming in my very pockets, evil fiend! D:<
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