Santa: Very much so.
And now the President, the most terrifying person on Earth, is going to give me the whooping of a lifetime unless I can find our culprit very, very soon. ._.
-Roy, Suzy, and Asagi, you can detect two things-
-One, the house is full of the weird curse that was found on those toys, confirming without a doubt you've arrived at the residence of the Grinch-
-Second, there's definitely some toy making going on in there-
-but not the good kind of toy making-
-the slave labor kind that probably involves kids being forced to make bootleg consoles that play OUYA games or something-
-Real sinister shit-
edited 19th Jan '18 10:45:01 PM by HilarityEnsues
Santa: Literally. Her daughter has been kidnapped in this whole mess, and she thinks Santacorp is personally responsible. I'm not going to be able to prove otherwise until we catch the Grinch.
She's a frost giant with enough strength to throw terrorists through buildings. I'm really not looking forward to this. ._.
-Roy approaches a young kid who looks hypnotized-
-They are creating some horrifying looking video game system and muttering something under their breath-
Kid: Must... make... OUY As. Lord OU'YA will rise from his slumber...
-The kid stops working and looks towards Asagi's magical gaming machines-
Kid: What is this? Games... not made to be played on your phone? A console not created by Kickstarter? This is amazing! I... wait, what am I doing here?
-It seems to have worked!-
Santa: Very much so. But hopefully we'll be able to explain what happened and there'll be no problems.
-There is a news bulletin on Santa's TV-
-President Sokolov's approval ratings skyrocket to 95% after she begins her journey to New York where she will personally give Santa Claus the "smackdown of the century"-
Santa: Well, let's hope they've almost got him.
-Meanwhile, in Grinch land, Asagi and co see a disturbing sight-
-The tentacled Grinch monster has placed several video game consoles on a ritual altar-
-The Virtual Boy, the OUYA, the 3D0, the Phillips CD-I, and more-
-He is harnessing the evil power of gaming to become more powerful!-
Asagi: Man, I wish I didn't know myself. It's like anti-vidya incarnate here. D:
-Before anything...she pulls out a camera, takes a picture of the horrific monstrosity here, and uploads it to the net, titling it "Monster that's literally ruining Christmas discovered, gonna shoot him in the crotch now"-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Since Asagi just shared this evidence on the very embodiment of the internet, this reaches news sites all over the world pretty much immediately-
-He's pretty much dead to rights at this point-
-The Grinch then notices that he has visitors-
-Though he looks like a creepy cthulhoid monster, he sounds about as threatening as Invader Zim-
Grinch: So it seems you all have come to stop my plans. But what you don't realize is that you are too late! I have obtained a power that was thought to be dead for hundreds of years. A power far greater than you could possibly imagine. The power... of gaming!
-lightning strikes in the background-
With this unholy power, I will be able to bend the greatest powers in the world to my whim: Nintendo, Sony, and the President of the United States!
-evil laugh dot mp3-
-roll to see if you can deal with how stupid this is-
edited 20th Jan '18 1:14:25 PM by HilarityEnsues

Mercuria: So I have heard. It was really this sudden?
-Asagi gets...a 15, because she's bothering to pay attention- We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)