Roy: *Tries to pronouce Hastur's real name a few but he gets is varying degrees of tongue tied-ness.*
@Albert "Roy Spades..." *Just shrugs to the Vault dweller.*
@Cult leader "Doesn't look like it gives you good pay at all. And no, growing extra hair doesn't count, boy."
edited 1st Aug '16 9:13:27 PM by MrKirb
(@Asagi) Hastur: Do you really want to hear how your momma jokes sound in aklo?
(@Roy) Hastur: Don't bother, you need an extra set of pedipalps and clickers for that. And that's not even my real name. ~he's clearly amused, though~
(@Albert) Hastur: I sneezed in my mother language, nothing serious.
(@Helidor) Hastur: Well, can't say being a Gem is fun then. ~he doesn't seem to notice that he's weirding the trader out~
(@Roy) Cult Leader: We can earn our sustenance, and The Moon helps us. Don't bother, there are many of us, her young!
edited 1st Aug '16 9:21:51 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Heliodor: It's fine. Day to day work with a 15 minute break every 12 hours, a small living space, friendly Diamond security camera... And really? I didn't know humans could do that stuff.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.(@Helidor) Hastur: Is the concept of spare time utterly alien to your people? ~tilts his head sideways, puzzled~
(@Albert) Hastur: Hey, for real? The last people to understand it completely were Whateleys in Dunwich and that Obadiah Blackhall dude! Though he did lose the book he was entrusted with, so he probably doesn't count. ~frowns at people's stupidity~ Furthermore...
~turns to Nova~
(@Nova) Hastur: ... What?
edited 1st Aug '16 9:32:47 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Heliodor: We in practice we get times we're simply not needed. Does that count?
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.(@Albert) Hastur: Exactly! It's a pity. Had to read those hillbillies the original text out loud in their dreams so they'd write it down properly for once... And then those morons had it stolen. Another proof that human cultists are lackwits. ~chugs his beer~
(@Helidor) Hastur: Um, I don't think so. But I guess you people are fine the way you are.
(@Nova) Hastur: ~stands up and puts his hand on the table, slightly irritated~ Hey, that was convenient! And you saw what he could do with his claws! Furthermore, your shantak didn't say even a word of protest!
edited 1st Aug '16 9:39:56 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
Heliodor: I can get, dull, monotonous, kind of soul crushing... Maybe I could try a bit of it. Just to see if I could.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.

@Hastur Albert: "Hi? What just happened?"
@Lisa Albert: "Howdy ma'am."
Will make dad jokes for friends.