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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#601: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:10:02 PM

@Hastur Albert: "Hi? What just happened?"

@Lisa Albert: "Howdy ma'am."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#602: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:12:29 PM

Roy: *Tries to pronouce Hastur's real name a few but he gets is varying degrees of tongue tied-ness.*

@Albert "Roy Spades..." *Just shrugs to the Vault dweller.*

@Cult leader "Doesn't look like it gives you good pay at all. And no, growing extra hair doesn't count, boy."

edited 1st Aug '16 9:13:27 PM by MrKirb

RhymeBeat True colors from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
True colors
#603: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:13:14 PM

Helidor: So I'm gonna guess you're not human Either.

The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#604: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:17:26 PM

Eires watched the rest of the crowd with interest. Of all the people here (short or displaced or just plain weird as they were), at least the strangest thing about the "Albert" guy who had walked in seemed to be his name. She contemplated walking over and joining the crowd.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#605: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:18:03 PM

@Roy Albert: "Howdy."

@Heliodor Albert: "Are you talking to me? I'm...Mostly human. Ma'am"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#606: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:18:40 PM

-At this point Nova is pretty much drinking sake straight from the bottle-

-Even though from her reaction, she probaly shouldnt even be having a glass-

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#607: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:19:06 PM

Lisa: @Albert: So what brings you out here?

TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#608: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:20:35 PM

(@Asagi) Hastur: Do you really want to hear how your momma jokes sound in aklo?

(@Roy) Hastur: Don't bother, you need an extra set of pedipalps and clickers for that. And that's not even my real name. ~he's clearly amused, though~

(@Albert) Hastur: I sneezed in my mother language, nothing serious.

(@Helidor) Hastur: Well, can't say being a Gem is fun then. ~he doesn't seem to notice that he's weirding the trader out~

(@Roy) Cult Leader: We can earn our sustenance, and The Moon helps us. Don't bother, there are many of us, her young!

edited 1st Aug '16 9:21:51 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

RhymeBeat True colors from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#609: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:23:11 PM

Heliodor: It's fine. Day to day work with a 15 minute break every 12 hours, a small living space, friendly Diamond security camera... And really? I didn't know humans could do that stuff.

The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#610: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:26:05 PM

@Lisa Albert: "I don't know. I was taking a nap in the subway and woke up a little way away from here."

@Hastur Albert: "Sure, that makes total sense."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#611: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:26:21 PM

Roy: @Hastur "Worth a shot." *Shrugs*

@Albert "That get-up there, you a mechanic or a spacer?"

@Cult Leader "Whelp, your a lost cause then." *Applies the gag to the guy's mouth.*

edited 1st Aug '16 9:27:14 PM by MrKirb

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#612: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:26:50 PM

Asagi: Neh. Cause I've probably heard 'em befores.

I heard a lotta yo momma jokes in demon...

-Chugs more beer-

edited 1st Aug '16 9:28:54 PM by Raidouthe21st

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Imca (Veteran)
#613: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:28:13 PM

Nova: -Hic- Pweash stop, before tenable boy over there shofs anover one down his.... his... face hole >//<

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#614: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:31:40 PM

Lisa: Heh, that reminds me of how I got here.

-glances over at Nova and Asagi-

-Chuckles-

Man, you guys can't hold your liquor.

-She's on her fourth bottle of wine at this point-

TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#615: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:32:16 PM

(@Helidor) Hastur: Is the concept of spare time utterly alien to your people? ~tilts his head sideways, puzzled~

(@Albert) Hastur: Hey, for real? The last people to understand it completely were Whateleys in Dunwich and that Obadiah Blackhall dude! Though he did lose the book he was entrusted with, so he probably doesn't count. ~frowns at people's stupidity~ Furthermore...

~turns to Nova~

(@Nova) Hastur: ... What?

edited 1st Aug '16 9:32:47 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#616: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:33:20 PM

@Roy Albert: "Excuse me?"

@Hastur Albert: "You mean the Krivbeknih?"

edited 1st Aug '16 9:35:12 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#617: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:34:55 PM

Nova: You brough pretty boy there all the way back, bound in tenables.....

I-It was like a yaoi film on the baf of my dragum

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#618: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:37:21 PM

Asagi: Pffffff. I ken drink plenny, ish...ish all you ken get in the netherworl' yannow. *hic*

...

@Nova You waatch yowie on yer dragons?

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#619: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:37:40 PM

Roy: @Albert "I mean yer suit."

@Nova "I....um...." *is bit confused.*

RhymeBeat True colors from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
True colors
#620: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:38:31 PM

Heliodor: We in practice we get times we're simply not needed. Does that count?

The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#621: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:38:40 PM

(@Albert) Hastur: Exactly! It's a pity. Had to read those hillbillies the original text out loud in their dreams so they'd write it down properly for once... And then those morons had it stolen. Another proof that human cultists are lackwits. ~chugs his beer~

(@Helidor) Hastur: Um, I don't think so. But I guess you people are fine the way you are.

(@Nova) Hastur: ~stands up and puts his hand on the table, slightly irritated~ Hey, that was convenient! And you saw what he could do with his claws! Furthermore, your shantak didn't say even a word of protest!

edited 1st Aug '16 9:39:56 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#622: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:41:18 PM

@Roy Albert: "It's just my jumpsuit. I grew up in this."

@Hastur Albert: "Right...Can I have that drink now?"

edited 1st Aug '16 9:43:02 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#623: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:41:38 PM

Nova: @ Asagi: Sometimes >///<

@ Hastur: She cant talf >.<

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#624: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:41:53 PM

Lisa: I dunno about that. You humans have tiny stomachs for holding in alcohol.

RhymeBeat True colors from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
True colors
#625: Aug 1st 2016 at 9:43:41 PM

Heliodor: I can get, dull, monotonous, kind of soul crushing... Maybe I could try a bit of it. Just to see if I could.

The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.

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