Ancat: When you live in this fast paced modern world, you learn to stop asking "how". Sometimes cats get a lot of money, buy army vehicles that they use to wage war against terrorists because they're bored with video games, and then stream the battle online so that everyone can see their noscope abilities. These are the times we live in.
edited 9th Jan '18 9:06:26 PM by HilarityEnsues
Lisa: Hmmmm...
...!
Wait, I got it. The curse is obviously in the brain of the person who made it, and we are starting to see the emergence of brain scanning technology.. So theoretically we could-
Ancat: Cut his open his head and sell his brain to a scientist?
Lisa: ...I was going to say tell the authorities about this when we turn him in, but that works too. >.>
edited 10th Jan '18 6:20:43 PM by HilarityEnsues
Lisa: Well, everyone seems pretty opposed to anything that would involve direct contact with the curse, so we have to do something else.
Fortunately, I do have an alternate idea. See, Asagi and Lovisia went to talk to Santa Claus, and they learned some interesting information. Apparently Santacorp has a currently unused magical lab. They originally used it it to create Mother Christmas, the living embodiment of all things Christmas - odd, I know. But it might be useful for our purposes, too.
Mercuria:Although that is probably the best idea we have had so far. The construction of spiritual matter on par of a literal spirit of a holiday would likely need specialized arcane engineering. Analysis of what we intend to do would be child's play.
I do hope that creating a second spirit of this scale wouldn't be needed, though, because it would mean quite a lot is going wrong.
-Meanwhile, Asagi...is still standing next to the giant spooky magic hole, staring into its contents- We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Lisa: ...Hang on a second.
I don't know if we strictly need to recreate the spirit of Christmas in a lab, but it would definitely make things simpler for us. Her just existing might weaken this Grin'ch guy considerably, if I'm up on my holiday lore.
To be honest, I don't know how difficult doing this will be. However, we do have a whole storage house worth of toys, which should in theory provide us with the necessary Christmas cheer. The only other thing g we need is extensive magical knowledge, and between Mercuria and Baru...
I'll leave it up to everyone, but I think you might be stumbled upon something there, Carl.
-Well Asagi, in contrast to the gross, eldritch hellscape the junkyard boys ended up in, the world on the other side of this portal looks pretty slick. Almost like some sort of matrix-esque cyberspace world-
edited 11th Jan '18 7:54:41 PM by HilarityEnsues

Mercuria: How did he even stuff them inside?
edited 9th Jan '18 8:40:26 PM by Raidouthe21st
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