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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62326: Jan 7th 2018 at 9:53:35 PM

Asagi: So it's agreed then. In the name of saving Christmas metaphorically and literally, we'll take the case. grin

Er, I mean accept the job. >.>

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62327: Jan 7th 2018 at 11:31:16 PM

Roy: *Casts his grapple lasso beam at the treasure chest to pull it to him. Scorpion style.*

edited 7th Jan '18 11:31:40 PM by MrKirb

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62328: Jan 8th 2018 at 11:29:33 AM

Santa: Excellent! I'm glad we were able to come to an agreement.

-

-once Roy opens the treasure chest, the monsters in the room stop appearing, and a message is displayed for everyone to see-

You have completed this game's tutorial mission. Here are the rules to this little game. If you wish to rescue the kidnapped children and save Christmas, you must make it to the end of this dungeon crawler. There you will find the "key" to saving the children. Simple, no? But be careful, there are surprises around every corner...

-you all are now free to advance-

-

-as for the warehouse Baru bombed open, the first thing you note is that there are a lot of toys scattered about everywhere. Something is... off about them, as thought there's a malevolent presence hidden within them-

-there are also several computers connected to a network, as well as a part of the warehouse that is walled off by bags of cat food for some reason-

—-

-Meanwhile, Sparts new guy is faced with a new foe-

-the fact that every other character dived into the trash and is now in the dungeon-

There are some junkyard cats who look pleased you have removed the threatening doggo, though.

edited 8th Jan '18 11:43:20 AM by HilarityEnsues

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62329: Jan 8th 2018 at 12:01:11 PM

Oliver: ...well, this is disturbing.


???: ...wait, what's going on?

-Knows enough to stop shooting, at least-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#62330: Jan 8th 2018 at 12:15:07 PM

-And because my characters are totally around doing things and stuff-

Fleshland funhouse

Ironscales: And I thought the Disciples were fucked up...


Warehouse

-Have a Quartz following along for now-

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62331: Jan 8th 2018 at 12:21:43 PM

-It's a junkyard, Soldierman-

-There are flea ridden animals everywhere-

-They're not plot relevant or anything- as far as you know :v -

-however, there is a strange trail of catfood that leads to who knows what...-

-

-In the fleshland, you have the option to go back and take the path not traveled, or go through a door-

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#62332: Jan 8th 2018 at 12:24:20 PM

Ironscales: We're gonna keep going? -reaches for the door, not opening or touching it just yet-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62333: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:15:39 PM

Mercuria: ...Is there someone here?

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62334: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:32:19 PM

-The door remains in a state of limbo-


-Well Mercuria, you don't actually see anyone, but you do hear a faint noise beyond the catfood-

-What is it with all this cat stuff, anyway?-

edited 8th Jan '18 2:33:07 PM by HilarityEnsues

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62335: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:36:28 PM

-Mercuria puts her hand close to her hammer as she slowly moves past all the cat food, wondering if there's some kind of insipid cartoon cat lady in this warehouse-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#62336: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:47:37 PM

Lovisia: "Yes, is very good." waii


Baru: "That's a weird warehouse. These toys give me the creeps." ._.

~follows Mercuria~

edited 8th Jan '18 2:47:54 PM by LeChuck4

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62337: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:49:36 PM

Roy: "If it means gettin' that key, seems like a good start."

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62338: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:49:38 PM

-You see no such cat lady-

-You do, however, find This peculiar talking kitty nipping on catnip and speaking on a headset-

???: Yes, the price of Meowcoin is soaring even higher. With my computer system, I'll be able to mine-

-he notices Mercuria and co-

Halt! What are you intruders doing in my private domicile? I'll have you know I'm a sovereign kittyzen!

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#62339: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:56:06 PM

Baru: "Oh my gosh, a talking cat!" surprised

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62340: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:56:33 PM

Mercuria: ...I don't think I fully understood what you just said. Are you saying this is your warehouse?

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FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#62341: Jan 8th 2018 at 2:57:19 PM

Quartz: I'm not sure either


Ironscales: Well, alright... -goes to open the door-

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62342: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:24:54 PM

Ancat: Not just any talking cat - I am Ancat, capitalist cat extraordinaire. I'll have you know that I almost have enough money to buy Europe wholesale at this point. Probably would've by now if the price didn't keep going up.

@Mercuria: Warehouse, residence - whatever you'd like to call it. But yes, this is my home. Honestly, I have half a mind to rain tomahawk missiles on all of you for your egregious violation of the Non Aggression Principle...

-points to the hole Baru created-

...however, I am feeling generous. So first and foremost I will ask, why exactly are you here?


-As you open the door, you notice the room appears totally barren-

-You then see more text appear-

Welcome to the real challenge. The rooms that separate you from victory will each require a simple test of skill, strength, or intellect. Each time you complete one of these fun challenges, the way to your prize will become a little more open to you. When you are ready, step forward.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#62343: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:25:54 PM

Ironscales: Alright, alright, let's get this over with... -moves on ahead-

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62344: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:34:30 PM

Roy: "Bring it!" *Follows the Deathclaw.*

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62345: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:36:45 PM

Mercuria: We're investigating claims about child abductors using foul magicks.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62346: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:39:01 PM

???: ...

What she said.

-points to Mercuria-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62347: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:42:56 PM

Ancat: You too? You know, I had been doing the same thing. Kind of. You see, apparently there is some miscreant who goes by the "Grin'ch" who is trying to destroy Christmas. And obviously I can't have that - Christmas is a time of spending and consumerism. Think of what's going to happen to business if he gets his way! And so, I managed to steal, er, creatively acquire some of his toys to try to figure out how he was pulling off his dastardly scheme.

Then I remembered I know nothing about magical science, so I got high on catnip and created my own cryptocurrency.


-Once Ironscales (and presumably the rest of his company) enter, the room shifts-

-Most of the room sinks into the abyss and is replaced with a bright green acid that you can hear sizzling-

-There remains a very thin patch of land in the middle of the room, and on the other side of it is a locked door-

-Speaking of which, the key to it is presented to you once you enter the room-

-Obviously you must get to the other side and unlock the door, but you are given some additional rules-

-"No flying, levitation, no walking on the walls or the ceiling. And no shooting the lock, either."-

-there are giant spikes on the ceiling in the shape of Christmas trees, but you are all too low to the ground for that to be relevant right now-

-There are also tentacles on the sides of the walls that look ready to attack once you begin walking-

-Hope you guys are good at tightrope walking-

edited 8th Jan '18 3:48:04 PM by HilarityEnsues

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#62348: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:46:36 PM

Ironscales: Ugh... Balancing's alright enough with me, but I don't trust my fatass to not break the ground for some reason... Speedbot, ya mind showin' off for us and takin' point?

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62349: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:48:43 PM

Roy: "Alright Ollie, your time to shine~!"

-*Pats Oliver in the shoulder.*

edited 8th Jan '18 3:50:56 PM by MrKirb

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62350: Jan 8th 2018 at 3:50:44 PM

Mercuria: Well...we might know something about that sort of thing.

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