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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62276: Jan 6th 2018 at 5:49:12 PM

Roy: "Kay."

-*Leaps into a large trash can to hide in.*

edited 6th Jan '18 5:50:59 PM by MrKirb

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62277: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:05:00 PM

Santa: Hello, young lady. I'm glad you made it - Mother Christmas isn't exactly in good health right now.

So I suppose you two must have some questions for me, yes?


-You successfully jump in the garbage-

-one thing you both notice as you peer through the trash is that the robot dogs appear to be hanging around one particular pile of junk-

-Almost in a protective sort of manner-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62278: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:06:35 PM

-Oliver peeks up from the trash and tries to use his Robot Optics to zoom in on what they're protecting-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62279: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:07:43 PM

Roy: * Peering from the can to observe the robo-doggos' behavior he looks over to Ollie.*

"Huh, they're around around that garbage pile there...as if they're guarding it."

edited 6th Jan '18 6:08:09 PM by MrKirb

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62280: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:09:13 PM

Oliver: Yeah. I'm tryin' ta get a look.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62281: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:15:10 PM

-Oliver sees... a wormhole?-

-As crazy at it sounds, underneath the trash is what appears to be a tear in time and space that leads to another dimension-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62282: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:17:44 PM

Oliver: ...a wormhole.

Weird.

-Tries to see how close he can get to the dogs before they start noticing things-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62283: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:18:39 PM

Asagi: Yeah. What exactly is going on?

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#62284: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:20:33 PM

Lovisia: "Correct, yes."


Baru: "Hmmm..."

~starts walking around the perimeter, looking for any notable possible entrance points~

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62285: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:20:34 PM

-*If Oliver can notice Roy, he gets out his revolver but it looks different. He aims down at one dog's head then gives Ollie a thumbs up, he's gonna cover Ollie's ass if things go south on the sneak-sneaks.*

edited 6th Jan '18 6:22:09 PM by MrKirb

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62286: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:41:58 PM

Santa: Truthfully? I'm not completely certain. I can tell you this, however. Recently, our security cameras recorded a very suspicious and sinister looking individual tampering with our toys.

-he shows some footage of this fellow infiltrating Santa corp before the video mysteriously turns to static-

We have given him the code name "The Grin'ch". It is believed that he has cursed our toys with dark magic that allows him to lure and capture anyone who comes into contact with our toys.


-Once you get within a few meters of the doggos-

-one immediately becomes aggressive and opens semi-automatic fire at Oliver with a gun hidden in its mouth-


-It's not so much an entrance, but the back of the building has cracks in it that would imply it might give way if you were to apply enough force-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62287: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:43:33 PM

Asagi: That fiend. When was this security footage shot?

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62288: Jan 6th 2018 at 6:45:10 PM

Roy: *Leaps out of the trash can then fires a gauss propelled bullet at the dog's mouth.*

"Ease up doggie!"

edited 6th Jan '18 6:46:20 PM by MrKirb

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#62289: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:01:30 PM

Lovisia: "...is sounding of very far fetching."


Baru: "There we go~"

~reaches into her jacket, takes out a small vial with a fuse on it, lights said fuse, places the vial on the ground facing the fragile wall, and then runs the hell away before the demolition bomb goes off with a loud boom~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62290: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:01:59 PM

-Oliver gets shot in the head-

-Strangely, this doesn't seem to hurt him much, and he immediately responds by Stimming, lightspeeding past all the doggos and right into the portal-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62291: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:05:41 PM

Santa: Twas the night before Christmas, actually. You see, we only found out what happened while we were in the middle of delivering presents the next morning, Unfortunately, by then the damage was already done.

@Lovisia: I didn't believe it either, but... well, frankly I don't have much of a choice but to accept that's what happened.


-Robo doggo is shot in the mouth by Roy-

-Unfortunately, these doggos are made of really tough stuff and this doesn't phase it much-

-However, this distracts all of them to the point that Oliver is able to rush by them and into the portal-

-Now you just have to join up with Oli and get past the robo doggos who are now jumping at you, Roy-


-Kaboom-

-You have made yourself a makeshift door, Baru-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62292: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:07:11 PM

-Around then, one of the doggos starts getting pelted with a ton of armor-piercing bullets-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62293: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:08:16 PM

Roy: *He curses before making a daring long leap under the dogs and into the portal, Most of his hat and poncho covered in dirt in gunk.*

edited 6th Jan '18 7:11:45 PM by MrKirb

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62294: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:17:59 PM

-You manage to get passed the doggos, Roy-

-Not without taking a bit from one, though-

-At any rate, you both end up in the strange dimension the doggos were guarding-

-Which is... what the fresh hell is this?-

-You find yourself in some strange, Cronenburgesque, hellish fleshworld-

-...there's also some Christmas trees, oddly enough-

-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62295: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:24:21 PM

-Oliver barely avoids throwing up by the grace of being physically incapable of doing that-

-Instead he just backs up against a wall and emits a robot screech-


-Meanwhile, back in the junkyard, a man stumbles into the open, waving two extraordinarily weird-looking guns around as he blitzes the dogs with gunfire-

???: Wait, where'd everyone go?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62296: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:24:57 PM

Roy: *His poor poncho's getting a nasty tear.*

"Not again!"

-*When entering the bloody hell. He certainly flicker in fear and disgust.*

"....Ok, that escalated quickly to an 11 on the nasty-meter."

edited 6th Jan '18 7:28:38 PM by MrKirb

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#62297: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:27:43 PM

Asagi: Hmmmm...how much was damaged in total, Mr. Claus?


Mercuria: Oh, that is one potent explosive.

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#62298: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:36:35 PM

Santa Claus: We don't have exact numbers, but we estimate that dozens of children have gone missing.


-there is little but an ominous hallway in front of you two-

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#62299: Jan 6th 2018 at 7:45:34 PM

Roy: "...Hate to say it but we may need to head further in."

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#62300: Jan 6th 2018 at 8:07:50 PM

-After screaming for a minute-

-Oliver finally draws his machinegun and advances-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

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