-Oliver starts heading out towards the junkyard-
-He takes care to go full Ninja Turtle, parkouring his way onto the rooftops before crossing them to get from place to place-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Getting to Santacorp is simple enough, really-
-Lisa Lisa mentioned that Asagi would be coming, so there's nothing stopping her from simply entering the building-
-Looking at it, you can't help but get the sense that it's dying somehow-
-Like the holiday spirit is literally being drained from it-
-Well Oliver, it's simple enough to tell when you're getting closer to the junkyard, what with the huge piles of scrap metal and... junk-
-you'll have to get up closer to really tell where any evidence of wrongdoing could possibly be hidden amongst it contents-
-Also, there are some very vicious robodawgos
◊ chomping on some metals-
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-Once Lovisia and Asagi enter, they end up at a waiting room where they're greeted by a meek looking receptionist-
Receptionist: Oh no! Holiday Inc is here to buy us out! The end times are approaching! Everyone, say your final prayers to the gods of Christmas!
...
...Wait, you're not Holiday Inc. Did that unusually tall ninja woman send you here?
Reception: It's a little more complicated than that. She's an artificial being created in a lab using holiday spirit and Christmas cheer. You see, many years ago, Santacorp decided they wanted to make Christmas cuter than it had ever been before. So with the cooperation of the US government, they created Mother Christmas, the living embodiment of the holiday. Unfortunately, due to recent events she's... quite sick.
-She did, Baru-
-When you arrive there, you notice something peculiar-
-this warehouse armored like a 23rd century cyber castle-
-which is to say, there's few, if any, apparent ways to get inside-
-You might have to end up making your own entrance, as Lisa said-
-After Lovi uses the elevator, they are taken to the top of Santacorp-
-where they meet a significantly less jolly than normal Saint Nick-
Santa: Ho, ho, ho... I take it you are the ones who have taken up the task of saving Christmas?

Lisa: Yeah, but we can't interrogate zombies. I don't think, anyway.
@Asagi: Good idea!