-Asagi, your gift is...-
-A knife-
-A very, very nice knife-
-Wow, that thing's got a lot of detail. It looks sort of like an overdesigned ritual knife, and while the design borders on impractical, it still looks pretty awesome-
-Oh, and the blade's also anodized, so it gives that cool reflective blue look-
-Yep, there's a gift for you, Quartz-
Oliver: ...Thanks!
-Grabs the doll and perches it on his shoulder before opening the gift Roy gave him-
edited 26th Dec '17 6:22:27 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Asagi: Mmhmmm. I made some for me for special reasons, but I thought I'd show you guys how much I appreciate y'all for letting me stay here with you in my own little fashion.
And woah...this rocks, Oliver. Like, really really rocks.
-You can almost see that reddish glow in the pits of her eyes reflecting off that beautiful knife. She definitely likes this a lot-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Roy: "...Hot damn, actual Colts models. Those babies are super rare since planet Earth was gone, only 20 of these left intact. Thanks Oliver, your the best~!"
-*He's emitting some heartwarming warmth.*
-*Oliver, you get a really familar looking gun-case, it looks like an IMC Branded-gun case but the logo-has replaced with a gunmetal logo depicting 4 playing cards instead, a symbol of Roy's family?*
edited 26th Dec '17 6:37:50 PM by MrKirb
-Oliver's present to Bruce is a copy of the Kama Sutra-
-One that is only "modernized" because it is written in a language he can understand. Beyond that, it appears to be trying to emulate the original copy in its presentation-
-Barbara's present is what looks like a neat little touchscreen MP 3 player. It even comes with a protective case that is apparently rated to protect against impacts from edged weapons-
-Corrin gets another knife. It looks a lot like Asagi's, but... mirrored-
-Asagi may notice a facet of her knife that may have been unclear to her as she looks at Corrin's gift-
-Lisa gets what appears to be a four-DVD set of an anime based off of Shadowrun-
-while Eurybe gets a cute little plushie dragon whose scales appear to be made of incredibly valuable gems-
-Finally, Quartz gets a CD key for Super Self Concerned Burrito, redeemable now on Devolver Digital Earliest Access... and a large book titled The Compendium Of Cool Cars-
-Meanwhile, Oliver opens his gun crate, waiting to open Eurybe/Lisa's gifts-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Oliver: -to Roy- I figured you'd enjoy one of the classics. It's not a Colt original, but it's built using the same materials they would have used, with the same manufacturing techniques, so as close as they could muster. Nice little conversation starter.
-to Quartz- I know you like cars, so that gift was obvious. Threw in the CD key because I got it from a friend and you'd probably have more fun with a game about that sort of thing than I would.
-to Barbara- If you ever go on a really long hike on a job and the scenery starts to get boring, you've got something to help pass the time now.
-to Bruce- I actually thought of this as a gag gift, because you know, give the sex worker a sex book, but I did some research and apparently it's got a lot to say on the philosophy and theory behind love and desire, and it offers some advice on living well. I figured you'd appreciate the light reading.
-to Corrin- Your knife can do a thing with Asagi's. Hook the blades together.
Maybe have her do it.
-to Lisa- I heard this is apparently pretty accurate, too - the guy who made that is a weeb but he's also a former Runner, so he knows the business really well. The only errors in there are apparently intentional, and for narrative purposes.
-to Eurybe- I figured you'd find it cute. I actually poked out all of the regular scales on it and replaced them with jewels I procured.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-*Oliver, is ocular sensor deceive you or is gun there a fully functional Devotion...with 90% percent of it made with aftermarket parts. Not only that, it comes with a fully cleaning kit for EPG firearms.*
-*For Eurybe, it's metallic figurine of her dragon form, surprisingly hand-crafted with utmost care.*
-*For Quartz, he gets some bags of exotic seeds of alien origin.*
-*Everyone else get homemade metal figurines.*
Roy: @Eurybe "Ooooh, is this a bayonet?"
@Oliver "Huh but still, I appreciate it. A perfect addition to my collection of antiques."
edited 26th Dec '17 6:57:44 PM by MrKirb
-The blades seem to attach to themselves-
-One of the handles, in a flash of what can only be magic, disappears - translocating themselves down below the handle of the other one-
-You now hold in your hands the world's edgiest machete-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Roy: @Eurybe "Yep and I appreciate this bayonet here, it looks real nice."
@Oliver "I know but I still felt kinda bad about that time and I felt you need something better than a simple repair job. Need help from from my brothers and sisters to improve your original machine gun inside n' out. Thankfully tested out so it should be fully workin' for ya."

Roy: "...Whoa, is that what I think it is?"
-*Like a certain ruggish rogue in a certain cowboy movie
, he has the SAA's chamber spin to make clicking noises next to his head.*
edited 26th Dec '17 6:21:28 PM by MrKirb